by Pisswell
Holne village hall
Run No.1970
Hare: Pisswell
Who
was there: Soapy, Melonpicker, Horny, Teapot, Strap on, Ernie, Piltdown
Man, Georgie Porgie, Smellie, Big End, Well Hopped, Roger the Dodger,
Manpig, Able Seaman, Satnav, Slip on me, Shitfaced, Beefy, Pisswell,
Fukarwe, U bend, Forrest, Wood lend and latecomers Archangel and
Coldtits.
Circle:
Shitfaced
welcomed hashers to the circle at the village hall in Holne, the pub
being closed on Mondays. Pint and pizza and money in the pot later.
Hash no. 1970. What happened in 1970? I think it was to do with football because I didn’t think it was worth remembering!
A
welcome to returnee Forrest and to his healing (well shared on
Facebook, because of its un- named and at that time un-known body part)
stump. Sorry Forrest!
Smellie
has July 31st available for a willing hare Beefy reminded us of the
Staverton beer festival on Sunday 28th, which he will be participating
in. A reminder from Georgie Porgie & Piltdown man of “ The grand
day out” on July 15th. The hash is contributing to the cost of this and
Soapy is taking names for a Greek meal at the end of the day.
And
then over to the hare. Pisswell proceeded to confuse the entire circle
so they were going around in circles! There were at least 4 trails but
more could be added by the addition of either driving to Scorriton and
using the hall car park there or getting a lift from Pisswell. Laid on
the right. One and on (saved her some mileage and it worked well for
Manpig, or did it?) and a chance to see the deer park, which the two
versions of long would see but so could others if they agreed to
cheating with a lift.
She
reminded hashers that there were no rules in hashing! And dogs on leads
near deer please. Walkers if not wishing to cheat, could do the longs,
as we know Teapot likes to, until Scorriton, where there was a free
pint if they were still there and sweeties. Then back home for walkers.
So all was clear as mud, hashers broke the circle and everyone set off and ignored the hare!
Pisswell
then drove to and fro offering lifts in her sporty little red car!
Archangel and Forrest were thrilled to see a fawn in the road from her
window, and Perry was even more excited!
The trail:
John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (Lyrics)
Almost heaven, days a beauty
Pint and Pizza, shame-not-near-a river!
Circle up there, 4 routes choice for three 2 Long runs in deer park/ ?taxi lift with me
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Country roads, take me t’Holne,
To the road past Ashburton,
No virgins there, Dartmoor mania,
Take me home, country roads
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All the hashers, gather 'round me I’ve confused them, “there’s no rules in hashing”!
Pretty footpaths, lead to Scorriton, Sweetie stop and pint there, milks gone off and gone!
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Country roads, take me t’Holne,
To the road past Ashburton,
Want a taxi? If routes too far,
To see deer in the park.
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I hear her voice at the sweetie stop she calls me
Directing all the walkers to the start far away
Running up the road, longs get a feelin'
That they should be on home the same day, the same day!
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Country road, take me t’Holne,
To the road past Ashburton,
At Chalk ford there, there’s a ha ha
Back to short, take me home.
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No more roads, through the deer park
To the moor at Gibbycombe
Via a small bog, no shoes lost there
Take me down, to Mitchelcombe.
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Take me home, past the church
Take me home, I’m on home.
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Afterwards Pizza and beers followed by scones, jam and cream.
The down downs:
Horny
was the only one with an award, which she awarded to the hare
Pisswell, because of her persuading people to join her in her sexy red
car to while away a few minutes!!
Satnav
was awarded a water down down: 'Here’s to Manuel’, as an episode from
Fawlty Towers arose in the kitchen as she snatched the pizzas from
Forrest after realising she had promised them to someone else! Great
help Satnav. IOU a pint.
Georgie Porgie, also a water down down, for seeing the dear sheep, or was it deer?
Manpig’s down down escapes me too. Something about losing their way at the ha ha. Please comment the reason.
Lost property was a green jacket, to be worn on the next hash by Manpig for identification and embarrassment!
On on to next week from the Highweek Inn, Newton Abbot with Able Seaman. Details to follow.
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