Run #2104 Eastcliff car park, Teignmouth

TVH The Words

Run #2104 Eastcliff car park, Teignmouth

OD The Crafty Badger

Hares: Piltdown and Georgy

 

Who wuz there (with thanks to MP)

Piltdown Man, Georgie Porgy, Pocket Rocket, Man-Pig, Beefy, Smellie, Coldtits, Beeflicker, Missing, Tongue & Groove, Smash, Miss Mash, Wet Johnny, Judge Mental, Roger the Dodger, Big End, Well Hopped, Melon Picker, Soapy, Strap-On, Deep Semen, Flowery Twats, Wetfart & Bobbiball

On a chilly november night, the hashers arrived at the car park and stood in a circle shivering in the cold, Tongue and Groove decided to form her own circle as her pup was sat frozen to the ground and wouldn't move.

The GM asked for silence but his chilling voice went unheard, a bit like Rose's at the end of the Titanic movie.

After everyone was welcomed, notices were asked for, Beeflicker asked for volunteers to be a santa and a train conductor at his grotto, to no avail.

Eventually, after being prompted, Man Pig asked for a volunteer for the words, and here we are.

Big End asked for food numbers for next week's hash. As we were almost like icicles , thankfully, the hare stepped in, 3 miles for the walkers, 4 for the shorts and 5 for the longs, followed by the co hares offer of a longer walk, or a shorter short with a longer short and an even longer walk and also a short long ending with a short short walkers, now we were all confused so 3 and on, that way....

We left the car park at the rear and headed into Eastcliff gardens, lots of checks and lack of flour kept everyone together from all 647263 routes we had laid for us. Upon exiting the park and going through back alleys, we came to Teignmouth road and crossed over, onto Alta Vista close, eventually turning right onto Oak Hill crossroads with Judgemental opting to turning right into someone's drive, this was the way from the the 40th anniversary hash.

At the check at the crossroads of Holcombe road, Beeflicker checked up hill with no marks to be found. Pursued by Manpig, Beefy went right finding lots of marks which Judgemental had stated were not there - time to go to specsavers my friend

A nice down hill past the Castle Inn to Hall Lane where we turned left and headed back to the Teignmouth road, crossing over and down Smugglers lane, and onto the SW coast path sea wall for a lovely run back to Teignmouth. Here we did a sharp right onto East cliff walk and on home to the car park.

I'm not sure where the shorts and walkers went but they did a lot of the long route enjoying the same wanders and wonders of the longs.

On to the Badger pub, or Beaver pub, I can't remember.

Downdowns were awarded to:

Piltdown man for promising 5 mile longs and delivering that to the dot and for blaming Georgie Porgy for not laying the false trails.

Roger the Dodger for ignoring all marks and doing their own trail after going wrong due to star gazing.

And to Judgemental for many misdemeanours which he hoped to evade.

A superb trail enjoyed by all, thank you.

On on to Cockhaven Arms in Bishopsteignton

Beeflicker