A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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CAPTAIN PEACOCK'S SEND OFF HASH

Monday 30th May 2016
Barton Hill CP, Dawlish

Hares Cpt. Peacock and Retread
Billed in Teign Valleys Diary as a joint hash with Haldon
Soooo many people wanted to see the back...... sorry to say farewell to Cpt. Peacock that this turned into a reunion of ex TVH hashers now running with other hashes and of friends from as far afield as Cheltenham & Gloucester and Taunton H3's.
Visitors included Sorepoint, Paperwork, Buzby, Screech, Bell Toll, Oddbitz and Wobbly Bitz, Avatar and Tiny Tanks.....apologies to those missed but I wasn't taking notes.
Any hoo, there we was in t' car park. The reason for afor said Peacock's departure was him being lured away by a siren from C & G HHH and she welcomed him into the C & G fraternity in their usual fashion by dressing him up in fancy peacock design lycra and some authentic feathers.
Formalities over the run was announced as 4 – 6 miles with mandatory regroups and “sardine style” checks and “On-on” was called.
The run took us to Coryton Cove where Rambo smoothtalked some attractive young things into using his equipment (camera, don't let your mind's wander!) and a panoramic view of the gathered ensemble was recorded for posterior, as we posed on the groyne.
An inevitable climb up the steep cliff brought us to Teapots hareem. SCB had sweet talked them in his usual fashion promising a short one.
With a leap and bound we crossed the A379 and headed for some fields of an as yet unidentified crop. Zoot hypothesised they might be broad beans and hoped that Hot Lips had not seen them for fear of the consequences of him even looking at a bean.
Led on by Kim we ignored some crosses and headed for Holcombe Cross and on down to the ford. A simple trail back to the car park was complicated by several detours and a recce of Dawlish Strand. This latter part I admit I did not comply to as being a regular Dawlish visitor I cheated.
The On Down was the South Devon Inn.
On first impressions it looked like we were going to spend the evening on the pavement outside. The pub was athrong with yer local sorts enjoying some terrific but very loud prog rock/ blues which made any conversation inside practically impossible. However we were directed to the White Room, “down past the toilets and on the left” where we found some delicious food laid out and our own well stocked bar.
A cunning plan was devised between our R.A.s Wide Reciever and Mouldy Dick and as each recipient took their place for their award the DD was diverted to Cpt, Paecock. Protests of having to get to work next October failed to get him out of an eventual 6 DD's. Great fun, except for some of the original nominees who looked rather disappointed at getting no free beer.
Yer 'gone man' was presented with a number of thoughtful awards including an Isca tee, a working peacock model, a picture collage and a good bye card.
It had been a very good evening and when all the food was snaffed we went home to ponder the next events. Gispert Gallop featuring the A2B this weekend. Yeeeha
On On
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NEW MISMANAGEMENT & CONTACT TELS.

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M Winfield mobile 07855355338
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
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R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
R A Fallen Woman
Hash Cash Threesome
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Life President Pottsie
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HASH SUBS

HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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REARENDER

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TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

MELONPICKER

FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

BROKEN MAN

ARCHANGEL

ARCHANGEL

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ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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