A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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MIGMAN'S MEMORIAL HASH

Mon.20th Kestor Inn Manaton- Hare Poacher/69- Scribe Soapy
You’ve seen the pictures, now here’s the words, of a Monday evening quite absurd
Where Manaton residents soon discover, it was an evening like no other.
Locals in pub witnessed the sights, and thought we were transvestites!
Dressed in undies, bras and pantie, 38D’s and thongs quite scanty.
Brought along some cakes if able, carried in pub and placed on table,
To sell as many as we can, a memorial fundraise for Migman.
Some returnees came (six years too late) and swelled the pack to 48.
Motormouth and Her indoors, Ollie and Kermit all wore their drawers......
outside their clothing just for fun, all turned up to join the run.
Other returnees Fishbait and knotty, Palmolive, Miss Piggy Lyla and Lottie.
Our GM (the Sexy beast), asked a ‘supporting’ question, (to say the least!)
“Who discovered the brassiere?” but no one knew - it was quite clear.
Apparently, to match your briefs - the first one made of handkerchiefs!
Despite the raucous and the fun, we’d all turned up to have a run!
Poacher laid with 69, a proper trail and genuine.
Plenty of off road through the wood, 3 and on (as you should)
There was a trail for everyone, serious or just for fun,
Hills and checks kept us on toes, what people thought… goodness knows?
Amid thatched cottages and church on green, Pork torpedo could be seen…
in red bikini feathers flowing and Hornie also – everything showing!
Passing motorists looked aghast at bras and panties running past.
Blokes running in ladies knickers, athletes and blackberry pickers.
Long short splits all laid in flour got us back in ‘bout an hour
I did the short for what it takes (I had my mind set on those cakes)
Back at pub I had survived! As more cakes on table had arrived!
Cakes from here to kingdom come. Homemade, boughten, all yum yum!
Before the auctions down downs awarded, (can’t remember – not recorded)
Except that Poacher broke a tooth, (showed me where - so uncouth)
At last the time we’d all been waiting, tummies rumble anticipating,
Amid the sticky atmosphere, Forest was our auctioneer….
with Sexy Sandra (who was once a man) the cake shop bidding war began.
Big cakes little cakes, loaves and round, the prices rising pound by pound
Brownies, fairy cakes and Muffins, tension rising, bidding toughens.
Chocolate, fruit and some with cream with jammy bits sandwiched between.
Poacher bought at least three, kept asking “are they Gluten free?”
One by one they disappeared, and all too soon the table cleared.
All the cakes had gained new owners, a special thanks to all the donors.
£300 pounds (or just amiss), a brilliant amount for Rowcroft Hospice.
You gave from pockets and your purses, to help with care from special nurses.
An awesome cake was shared by all, made by Migman’s daughter in law.
A fitting remembrance at the end, to send our love to a special friend.
When loved ones leave we wonder why, but there is a Hash up in the sky!
So on a Monday be light hearted and remember friends who have departed.
Soapy xxx
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NEW MISMANAGEMENT & CONTACT TELS.

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M Winfield mobile 07855355338
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
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HASH SUBS

HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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FALLEN WOMAN

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