TVH3 The Words for 20th June 2022 - Sousson's Plantation, Postbridge
Run No. 1922
HARE: Pisswell
Sweeper: Beefy
Who
wuz there: Pisswell, Beefy, Shitfaced, Man-Pig, Forrest-Stump,
Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Manopause, Wet-Johnny, Erection,
Slip-on-Me, Coldtits, Rambo, Teapot, Wetfart, Well Hopped, Big End,
Ned, a lot of scones and Ros joining us in the pub and, finally, a very
rare Brough Superior that sounded like a pneumatic woodpecker!
(apologies to Piddler for omitting him from last week's roll call)
The Circle
Well,
what a wonderful evening after the previous day's winds. The views, and
much virgin territory, made the journey well worthwhile.
The
size of the circle ebbed and flowed as various incontinent members of
the Hash came and went and always left the gate open! Once gathered
there was a brief description of the trail with the Longs at circa 5 1/2
miles. Far more importantly, Pisswell gave us directions to get to the
On-Down, The East Dart Hotel at Postbridge.
The Trail - by Pisswell
PIZWELL SUMMER NIGHTS
TV hashing, it’s been a blast
Summer solstice happened so fast
Virgin new territory
Pretty drive, as cute as can be
Summer days drifting away
And Soussons well into the night
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Well-a well-a well-a, huh
Tell me more, tell me more
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Did you circle up nude?
Round the hut circle dance?
Or was Pisswell just rude?
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Shoo pa pa, shoo pa pa, shoo pa pa yeah
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They ran by me, as all bears do
They ran by me, off to the loo
I shut the gate, they nearly got seen!
Ordered meals for those that were keen
Summer sun, the hash then begun
But, oh, those summer nights
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Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell you more? tell you more?
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They then split into three
Walkers down by the road,
Rest in Soussons and trees
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Shoo pa pa, shoo pa pa, shoo pa pa yeah
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FRBs looking for checks all in line, they soon were wrecked
No hashing, rules, the others crisscrossed,
All in the woods and no one got lost!
Summer days, it was still light
So oh, no one lost in the night!
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Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell you more? tell you more?
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We can’t take one more midge
We approached Merripit
To our first clapper bridge!
He got friendly, the troll was my mate
Followed shorts onto Lydgate!
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Went to Postbridge, the others ran on
Like the clappers, the short and the long
Summer dream in glorious light
And oh, those summer nights
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Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell you more? tell you more?
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We stopped for cream tea
And our tea from the pot was elderberry!
It got later, it's where we depart
To on downs at The East Dart
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Bye to Pizwell, ignoring the moans
Through the stream and stepping stones
Thanks who came onto the moor
To enjoy these summer ………..n..I..g..h..t..s
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The Down-Downs
Beefy gave the horned hat to Smellie for being a cow! Cue "Hold it in your hand Mrs Murphy"...
Piltdown
Man awarded checking chicken hat to Manopause for wanting a pint of
water at the scone stop - a note for the "Teetotaller".
Erection
got a down-down for exiting the circle and raising the water level of
Dartmoor reservoirs by 3 feet......and leaving the toilet door (well,
gate actually) open!
Pisswell
for being the Hare and confusing us with a check to nowhere - we should
have sung, "I'm on a road to nowhere". This even confused the co-hare!
Next week
Tinkly
Bottom with Hare Forrest Stump. Bring your own food. Barbeque
facilities will be available and bring your booze if you don't want the
barrel of beer (Black Tor blonde 3.8 abv) that Forrest is providing.
Bring a tent if you want to stay the night.
Now it's goodbye from Man-Pig and goodbye from Summer Nights Pisswell.
On-On to next week.
