Bohemian Rhapsody
Bohemian Rhapsody
TVH3 The words for 17th February 2025, hash no. 2063
River Dart Country Park,Ashburton.
Hare: Pisswell
Who wuz there:
SS helpers: Puddle Plopper, Twinkle toes, Cheerio Beerio, Threesum.
Forrest, Shitfaced, Piltdown Man, Georgie Porgie, Beeflicker, Pyscho, Warmfront, Ernie, Fuckarwe, Judgemental, Pocket Rocket, Satnav, Able Seaman, Poacher, Cheesy Helmet, Cheesy Nibbles, Beefy, Sarah
Virgins: Jenny, Steve, Annie, Serena, Zola, Ledrow, Julia, Violet
And at down downs Jill, David, Ali, Rose, Sue, Tony, Daf.
Circle: No harer raiser to report
£1 to hash tax.
Shitfaced welcomed a record 8 virgins, not to be counted towards “groomer of the year”. He wished them good luck, whilst Pisswell dusted them and also returnee Forrest with a little flour!
We were informed that Twin Buffers had sadly passed away. Our best wishes to Squashed balls and family.
Over to the hare:
Pisswell started with a group hug and then in readyness for the evenings singing later, asked hashers to follow her in singing an adapted hash song for Twin Buffers. Zen had done a similar thing at the lunatics hash the week before.
Here’s to Twin Buffers,
She’s gone too,
She’s a hasher through and through.
She was brilliant so they say
And she’ll never be forgotten in a long long day
She’ll go on , on ,on ,on,………
The trail: W 2 1/2m
S 3 1/2m
L 5 1/2m
By kind permission of Mark Simpson
River Dart Rhapsody
Is this Ashburton?
Is this just Pisswell’s hash?
Caught in the circle, no escape from the birthday bash
Open your ears, get ready for beers, and hear
I'm just a poor hare, I need to lay the trail
But It’s far too far, way to go
I’d a plan, now you know
Tried to get a bus b’tween, doesn't really matter, to you
Hashers, I killed that plan.
Ash Art centre’s less to hire, that’s the end now, cost was dire
Plan B, trail had just begun
To start at country park at River Dart
Hashers, ooh, the barriers will rise
I’ll make a track, amidst the trees and zip lines
Carry on, thank you Mark. He said “money doesn’t matter”
It’s late, we circle then
The longs are sent off track, to waste time ‘til they come back
Goodbye, everybody, turn to the right
Gotta climb the muddy hill from the campsite. Hashers, oooh
run on virgin ground
You sometimes wish you’d never chose to be long
Instrumental
I see a little back checker for the longs
All go back, Longs go back, it’s your turn to join the rest now
River Dart, Country Park, very dark, frightening me!
Up the pathway( Up the pathway )Through the trees there, (Through the trees there,) Through the dark there, Hashers go,
Magnifico o o o o
Now onto this place there, Galant Le Bower.
It’s just some sweeties, strung up in the van there
With a wee dram in a med’cin pot!
Easy come, easy run, have you all had fun?
On on now, Go, the race had not been won (let him go)
On on now, the walkers circle slow (let her go)
On on now, the shorts and longs must go ( let me go)
Will not let you go, ( Let me go)
Will not let you go, ( Let me go o o o)
On, on, on, on, on, on, on
Oh, hashers dear, hashers dear,
Hashers dear, let them go
The RA has a down down put aside for me, and three, Beefy?
So you think you can run still, this far, why oh why?
So you run to next split now and chose shorts or die?
Oh, hashers, longs left over Green down
Just gotta run t’Holne, New bridge and - Dart outta here
Instrumental
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Chase gate really matters, getting home safely
On down really matters
“Raucous chorus” matters to me.
Please vote for Pisswell! ( only joking) x
Outtakes:
The barriers didn’t go up!
The down downs didn’t open up! (All got sorted in the end!)
The longs did a snakey stop SS
The hare messed up the back check but luckily redirected
Cider pulled Poacher back to the start
The sweetie stop was a twinkly lovely regroup. Thank you to the 4 girls x
Forrest was seen FRBing up from the river Dart at Newbridge, covered in flour so that everyone would follow behind him!
Down downs:
Thank you so much to David, Jill, Tony, Ali and Poacher for manning the music, bar and pizzas. No wood burning van required!
First down down to Warmfront, for being shocked by what was protruding from Forrest’s pocket! Battery operated I believe now!
Second to Pyscho, nominated by Beeflicker for something, can’t remember what this time!
Third to the hare, who got three songs. Hold it in your hand Mrs Murphy, a hasher birthday song and then later a raucous one. Beeflicker dobbed her in for ringing 999 for the fire brigade in the last week, this was on the back of her down down a few weeks before at getting excited by the firemen in Newton Abbot fire station!
Cheesy Helmet came to oversea the rocket that was planted in Jill’s chocolate birthday cake.
The RA Forrest necked the last beer. (He hasn’t done it for a bit)
Thank you so much to all who came and for your help. It was great fun.Hope you enjoyed it too. Well done virgins. Hope you come again!
Next week: Poacher, and hopefully Cider in the Claycutters.
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