The lion sleeps tonight!(Rora) Hash number 2065
Who wuz hare: Pisswell
Who wuz there:
The circle:
The GM welcomed hashers to the circle.
He asked Smellie to remind us of next weeks hash but then delighted in reminding her as he will be involved! (details later)
Miss Inn was awarded her 50 run badge as she was likely to be Miss Inn from the pub again later.
The hare gave details of the 5m Long, 3m Short and 2m walkers trail, 2 long/shirt splits and laid on the right. She warned of the large animals in the woods, possibly released from the Ark as Mt Ararat is nearby! She had seen evidence of large animals in the Forrest and went to check the route was safe, leaving the FRBs and others to handicap themselves by eating her pancakes!
And then they were off, with Red Rum making a late start but soon catching up as they entered the sand school at Rora. Definitely some evidence of large animals here. The longs had to have 3 clear rounds before exiting. Forrest took a nasty fall but sadly was very uncollected, and therefore incurred so many points he had to continue until all the jumps were on the ground and could be stepped over! Pyscho tried to run out at the first but after regaining her seat galloped off on left with a rosette in her hair! The crowd were wild and there was much neighing and roaraing. I have never seen show jumping quite like it!
The trail: sing along!
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The Lions Sleeps Tonight SONG (Official Lyrics Video) Lyrics Video
Intro
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) x2
In the woodland, the Rora woodland
The hashers run tonight
First the show ring, the clear round jumping
The hashers jump in fright!
(A-weema-weh, hare whips away, A-weema-weh, you try to neigh!
A-weema-weh, go clear, you say? A-weema-weh, all hell to pay!) x2
Long, short split now, the lion hunt now
The lion sleeps tonight
Ramshorn down now, the walkers hunt now,
But ready for the fight!
(A-weema-weh, the hares great lay! A-weema-weh, and now which way?
A-weema-weh, what a great day, A-weema-weh, you find your way) x2
Sing High!
(Wee heeheeheehee weeoh, rest run away
Wee heeheeheehee they split away) x2
Hush, the short trail, don't fear, it’s Rora
The lion sleeps tonight
Rush the Longs though, don't fear, Penn woodland,
You’re sure to see the lights!
(A-weema-weh, Ramhorns the way, A-weema-weh, view point will say!
A-weema-weh, lions at bay!, A-weema-weh, are you ok?) x2
(Last weehee!)
(R..O..A..R…….A quickrun away
R..O..A..R………A quick shout Mayday! ) x2
The Out takes:
The Hare got a bit lost shortcutting to her planned check point!
Well done Shorts and Walkers for your exciting checking! Too many checks, Shitfaced?
Forrest was blooded with his repaired metal shoe losing traction on the mud!
I’m not sure many did their intended trail! Hey ho!
Lovely panoramic plaque view point at Ramshorn down
Loopy bracken circle was fun?
And then on to the Welcome stranger for down downs.
No food was ordered as people were still full of pancakes!
First award was from Wet Johnny and given to Forrest for his amazing lack of show jumping ability! A note to Harvey Smith…
Next Slip on me received a down down for not being able to get out of her new car with all its new gadgets! Was it a Smart car or a dumb car? Was it the car or was it the driver?
Next……..what Pyscho again? No Beefy pushed her aside and asked for her to nominate someone else so that her 28th down down record could be terminated. Unfortunately/ fortunately he was then chosen to take the down down, so here’s to the purist…..
And lastly to the hare, Pisswell. Thanks all for coming.
Next week: A hash BBQ, at Only here for the beer’s farm in Stoneycombe and helped by Shitfaced and Cheerio Beerio. On on to next week.
Ps A garmin watch has been found at Rora. Anyone lost one/want to buy one?
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