Bonehill Rocks (thence Rugglestone)
Run No. 2084
HARE: Poacher
Who
wuz there: Poacher, Pocket Rocket, Man-Pig, Archangel, Pisswell,
Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Coldtits, Beeflicker, Warm Front,
Melonpicker, Soapy, Pork Torpedo, Horny, Strap-On, Strap-Dancer, Smash,
Miss Mash, U-Bend, Slip-on-Me, Ablesemen?Two virgins brought by Beefy
(sorry - I didn't catch names) and a late Beefy (non-runner)
Circle
No
announcements apart from the Pig wanting a volunteer for the Words at
the same time as Warmfront put up her hand to advise the venue for next
week's trail....well volunteered Warmfront.
Poacher
welcomed two virgins, brought along by Beeflicker. The usual dousing
of flour on trainers initiated the previously uninitiated.
Trail
Warmfront
kind of volunteered for The Words but was not present at the
Down-Downs. Hence expect a missive from Warmfront recording where we
went and what we did. However, as there was only Poacher, Beeflicker,
Warmfront and myself on the Longs, it may be brief.
Down-Downs
Pisswell is our RA for the evening and she has a new bag, a new award and a couple of new Down-Down songs.
The
evening commences with birthday girl, Horny, handing back her birthday
hat from last week but, regrettably, with no-one else to give it to.
We then thank Poacher, the pub and/or the Hash for the beer. Nobody has
any idea who has paid for it. I think that it was, ultimately,
Poacher.
The
first beer/cider goes to the Hare for a trail with stunning 360 degree
views....but you did have to climb to get them. Pisswell hands her
phone to our Songmeister, Pork Torpedo, who is asked to lead us all in
the new DD song. Which he does very well.
Revenge
is almost instantaneous. "Does anyone have any awards?" enquires the
RA. Poacher pulls a St Patrick's Day Guiness hat from who knows where
and places it firmly on Pisswell's head. I am not sure what this is for;
confusion over who has, or has not, arranged/paid for the Down-Downs?
Again, PT has Pisswell's phone and a new song to navigate.
"Any more awards?"
Yes.
Pork Torpedo has the whirly bird jockey's hat with a propeller on top
of it. This he awards to the highly unlikely FRB of the evening,
Melon-Picker (true story....for a change). Pork Torpedo leads us in the
DD song; one that we know this time.
No
more awards so stories are the order of the day. Coldtits gets a DD
for being late and unable to locate Bonehill car park. "She's a little
flat chested but she's all right".
Next,
Pisswell explains why she has a new orange bag for the Awards. This is
because it is now full of lost property from the previous week's
trail. The reason is simple. It is not her bag. It is Georgy Porgy's.
However, in the new bag is a new Award. A "forgetful" hat avec a small
grey elephant stitched to its top. PT leads the DD song.
Finally,
Beefy appears. He has some half baked story about fixing a 5 cylinder
radial engine in order for his daughter's motorbike to pass its MOT
retest. At after 10pm, he automatically receives the last DD and that
concludes the evening's entertainment.
Next week
Next week's Hash is from the Bridford Inn. Our Hares are Forrest-Stump and Psycho.
On-On to next week, MP
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