TVH THE WORDS

 

Hash Words 16.12.2025

(to the tune of In the Bleak Mid Winter)

In the Bleak Mid Winter, just a few days ago.

A group of hardy hashers, had spent all their dough

Gathered outside the Kings Arms, in the pouring rain

‘We need hares for 2026.’ S.M.Ellie did refrain.

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Clearly that humbuggery, was a step too far

For as while she slipped away to blow her nose

She did find...

That she was now doing the words!

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So... You asked for it!

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( to Oh Come All Ye Faithful)

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, Georgie P and Piltdown,

Psycho and Warm front, Roger and Fuckarewe?!

Smash and Miss Mash, Man Pig and Beefie.

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I bet I’ll forget someone,

I am bound to forget some one

I know I will forget someone. Christ the Lord!

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Well hopped and Big End, Strap on and Ernie

Wet Jonny and Miss Inn, That must be it!

Big Thanks to Beeflicker, for a great 321 trail!

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I bet I’ll forget someone,

I am bound to forget some one

I know I will forget someone. Christ the Lord!

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Welcome to Gnasher, who hails from Cornwall,

Thank you too to Melon Picker, as tickets he did shred.

Surely that's it everybody? I’m sure you will soon tell me!

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[Meanwhile in a pub not far way...]

(to Away in a Manger)

Indoors in the Kings Arms, no running for them

Was Threesum and Basecamp, Slip On, Pocket Rocket and Able Seaman

Shredding tickets and labelling bottles, A fine and hearty spread

Thanks to them all we were merry, and very well fed.

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(to the tune of I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing By)

I saw three FRB’s come sailing by, flying by...

I saw was three FRBs gazelling by at 8’oclock in the evening.

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What a bloody state I’m in, Coughing and spluttering...

Oh what a bloody state I’m in, at 8 o’clock in the evening!

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Beer lights are a twinkling, everyone is laughing

So that’s why are all here, at 8 o’clock in the evening.

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( to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Raining is falling... all around us,

Long and shorts... we are aboundness

No worries today, we’re on our way.

Running in the soggy, shiggy land

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[On Down ]

( Back to I saw three Ships)

I saw three hasher come in late, Wet Fart, Cold Tits and Shitfaced

They were in a more dry state, at 8.30 in the evening.

I saw three hashers have down downs, Fuckarewe, Ernie and Man Pig

Not forgetting the hare of course, at 9 o’clock in the evening.

I saw three bottles of gin I didn’t win, rum and wine and the odd tin.

But it was Beefies pie that I took. At 10 o’clock in the evening.

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(to the tune of Merry Christmas Everyone!)

Rain was falling, all around us

Hashers laughing having fun

Tis a day of beer and down downing...

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Pisswell’s trail next week. Live and Let Live - TQ13 7LZ- Wear your Festive finery!

ON ON! S. M.Ellie X