A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behaviour. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Friday, 6 February 2026

Run #2114 The Bell Inn at Bovey Tracey

 

Pocket Rockets 18th Birthday Hash
2nd February 2026
T’was on a Monday evening, the first one in Feb-ru-ary
rain was lashing down again, the wind sounded quite scary.
We huddled up outside the Bell, stood shivering in the street
Zimmer frames and walking sticks, our fancy dress complete!
Pocket Rocket our GM, was the hare also tonight
Played hookey from his school today, to ensure the trail was right.
Laid in flour with long short splits, so well he knows this town
The longs start running up the hill, the shorts, the road ran down!
The walkers had to find their own trail, as none was even laid!
The hare was full of apologies said “ Ran out of time I’m ‘fraid!”
it really didn’t matter ‘cos Bovey’s such a pleasant place
4 ‘old people’ hobbled off and walked at their own pace.
The longs ran along East Street and left turn up Trough Lane
(Almost up to Harvey’s farm) and then ran down again…..
Hospital hill’s a steep one, then Priory and Cromwells way
Followed on behind the shorts, ran through the park to play!
They ran beside the river, luckily not under water
Never going off the trail – That’s a thing you never ought’a
Crossing the little stone bridge, checking for flour in the rain
Through the muddy woodland “Onon” to almost Ashwell Lane!
Then, heading back along top path, zig zagging through the woods
Avoiding mud and tree roots, heads hidden in their hoods.
Almost back through Southbrook now, thatched cottages so sweet,
But not so great when soaked right through, and saturated feet!
On home at last to Bovey, in the pub everybody knows
Now dressed as young or old folk, in waistcoats or baby grows.
Cheerio beerio decked the pub, with balloons for birthday boy
And Soapy made a Chocolate cake for everyone to enjoy.
and now at last he’s turned 18 and can legally buy a beer
So if you think he owes you one - He’ll pay you back this year!!!
But get in quick before he’s skint, and completely out of pocket
‘Cos Its back to school tomorrow! - but thank you Pocket Rocket.
Next week’s trail is Bee Flicker’s, at Teignmouth by the sea
Assisted by S.M. Ellie, and the pub is The New Quay.
Onon to next week
Soapy

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EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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