Run #2118 Monday 2nd March
Ten Tors Inn, Kingsteignton
Hare: Beeflicker
Ten Tors Inn, Kingsteignton
Sung to the theme tune of It's got to Beee Perfect
I don't want half-hearted hasher affairs
I need some hashers that really cares
There were lots of shorts, who play silly games
They won't do that again
It's got to be perfect,
The shorts have got to be, worth it
Too many hashers take second best
But I won't lay anything less
It's got to be, yeah
Perfect
The hashers are foolish, they make such mistakes
They're much too eager to be led astray
Well, I have been laying wrong too many times
Now I'm determined, I'm gonna get it right
It's got to be perfect
The longs have to be worth it, yeah
Too many people take second best
But I won't take anything less
It's got to be, yeah
Perfect
The FRBs are checking, they make such mistakes
They're much too eager to kick the wrong way
Well, theyve have been wrong too many times
Now I'm determined, they're gonna get it right
It's got to be perfect
The trails got to be worth it, yeah
Too many hashers take second best
But I won't lay anything less
It's got to be, yeah
Perfect
The trails got to be, yeah
Worth it
It's got to be perfect....
CIRCLE
19:15 came and the hashers arrived, we promptly circled up, or was it an oval, or maybe even a sphere, anyway, we were layered round in some sort of shape.
Notices were announced that food was to be pre ordered before hashing and tobe back by 20:45,
Man pig asked for a volunteer for the words but instead we got lots of tumbleweed before Beeflicker stepped up (I think we need to start taking turns in alphabetical order to stop it being left to the same people over and over).
Over to the hare.
No walkers route, you will have to do your own thing I'm afraid, (genuine reason for this that I don't wish to talk about) a long and shorts, 1 L/S split,some private land and all laid on the right... ON THE RIGHT!
THE TRAIL
So,
out the car park and everyone goes left, apart from Pisswell who
listenedto the ON THE RIGHT and found the 1st mark. The trail took us
along the B3195 until we could only turn right down a lane and up to an
entrance to Ideford woods. We took the lower trail through the woods and
shiggy where wearrived at the L/S split.
The shorts carried on with Big End, Well Hopped and Pocket Rocket leading the pack. We didn't see them again until the pub,and Pocket Rocket didn't see anything as his rookie mistake of not charging his head torch put him in total darkness and so he had to keep up with Big End and Well Hopped to see the trail. Unfortunately for him, Big End made him suffer by running faster - haha well played that man.
The longs turned left and over a fallen tree bridge and up through some private land, up a big hill and passed a double decker bus house and out on to Orchard lane and bearing right into Waterside lane.
The shorts carried on with Big End, Well Hopped and Pocket Rocket leading the pack. We didn't see them again until the pub,and Pocket Rocket didn't see anything as his rookie mistake of not charging his head torch put him in total darkness and so he had to keep up with Big End and Well Hopped to see the trail. Unfortunately for him, Big End made him suffer by running faster - haha well played that man.
The longs turned left and over a fallen tree bridge and up through some private land, up a big hill and passed a double decker bus house and out on to Orchard lane and bearing right into Waterside lane.
The
Pig, Pollyfella, Beeflicker and Pisswell were slipping and sliding
while Beefy had disappeared behind somewhere. Crossing the bridge at the
bottom led us back into the woods and onto the shorts trail to try and
catch up, here we found Piltdown and Georgie having a nice muddy stroll.
The trail twisted and turned through multiple pathways in the woods before returning to the entrance to follow the trail which we came in along to go back to the pub.
The FRBs were all in front while Beeflicker and Strap-on had a gentle run back. Pisswell however, she decided the longs wasn't enough and went for a second lap!
DOWN DOWNS
Beeflicker for an amazing trail of the year
The trail twisted and turned through multiple pathways in the woods before returning to the entrance to follow the trail which we came in along to go back to the pub.
The FRBs were all in front while Beeflicker and Strap-on had a gentle run back. Pisswell however, she decided the longs wasn't enough and went for a second lap!
DOWN DOWNS
Beeflicker for an amazing trail of the year
Pisswell for doing the longs AND shorts
Pocket rocket for his rookie mistake and not checking at the checks
Georgie porgie for walking the shorts and still getting back early to the pub, (Piltdown man happily downed Georgies beer)
Coldtits for being consistent and turning up late, she nominated Wetfart to take her place who was quick to accept the down down, (but not before removing his clothes for the ladies)
Man pig will be selling some of whatever it is he's been taking when he gets more supplies.
Thank you everyone who came to enjoy the trail.
ON ON to next week at the Grumpy Farmer (former Red Rock brewery) with Well Hopped and Big
End.
BEEFLICKER
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