A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behaviour. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Saturday, 28 March 2026

TVH THE WORDS by Warmfront

Sandygate Inn

Run #2121

Monday 23rd March 

We circled up in the car park on a miraculously dry and benign evening outside the Sandygate Inn. Able reckoned it had been 15 years since the hash had last met there. An intro by the GM, a plea from Smellie for hares, and onto tonight’s hare; Beeflicker was remarkably still standing after running 47 miles at the weekend, and even more remarkably had managed to lay a trail. 
 
There would be plenty of checks, no false trails, one and on. So off we set. We were sent off up the lane out of Sandygate and into the darkness. The walkers soon peeled off left and the rest of the pack headed up towards Gappah, across a field and into the woods with Polyfella leading the way. The longs were spat back out onto the road (I think we lost Man Pig here who got confused by the arrow) to ascend to the top of Gappah whilst the shorts carried on through the woods and were (mostly) not to be seen again until we returned to the pub. 
 
The FRBs took some lucky guesses at checks and once almost in sight of Chudleigh hung a left down through fields and emerged out onto the main road. We carefully crossed it as instructed and followed the trail down into Chudleigh Knighton. I was confident we’d go left to cross the Teign at the little bridge but I was proved wrong and had to back track. Thankfully Beefy had kindly marked the check with a bit of reflective metal for me. I soon caught up again with Beefy and Polyfella and we took the trail under the A38 and along the Teign. I think Beefy was hopeful of a river crossing but I was quite pleased to keep my feet dry. We pegged it over the narrow humpback bridge, then up the road as quickly as possible. I think Polyfella’s blue flashing anklets may have saved us from being run over. I breathed a bit easier once we’d gained the cycle path which we then followed all the way back to the pub.
 
There was already a merry crowd in the pub and the hash had almost completely filled the bar. Once everyone was assembled the awards were given to Woodlend for animal abuse (leading his unwitting dog straight into a parked car), Warm Front for over enthusiastically calling the trail, Wet Fart for taking his clothes off in the car park, Man Pig for taking photo of a harriet’s bottom, and the hare Beeflicker for a fabulous trail.
 
On on to awards night!

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EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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