A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behaviour. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Sunday, 12 April 2026

TVH THE WORDS

Run #2123 

Monday 6 April, The Bridford Inn
Hares: Forrest Stump & Man Pig
 
Back in the beautiful Teign Valley territory this week for an Easter bank holiday hash. Not a bad turn out considering, with around 15 heading out for what promised to be a dry and lovely evening.
Forrest had been let down by Woodlend so he called upon Man Pig to assist, which answered our confusion as to why he was holding a bottle of flour. 
 
At the circle Wet Fart shared some very sad news regarding Teapot’s daughter Sally. We’re all thinking of you and your family Tea pot. Without any further announcements, it was over to the Hares - “there’s a walkers, a shorts and a longs and it’s on on that way” was all the info supplied and so we were off!
 
The trail:
We headed off out of the village, and missed a first check which the hare made clear he wasn’t happy about. Swinger and I returned to check up past the church only to find a cross. We had been on in the first place but I guess in the true spirit of hashing these things need to be done.
 
Then it was a steep descent down to the river, and a walkers long/short split. The first of two or three? That would become clearer later on. At the bottom of the road another check - I said it couldn’t possibly be where the “private property do not enter” sign was so checked left. It turns out, with Man Pig sweeping behind, that it was indeed that way. I called “on back” and waited for Big End and Pocket Rocket to catch up, when a concerned member of the public arrived enquiring if we had permission to be entering the quarry. Big End used all the politeness he could muster to placate the resident before we followed the trail through the quarry and then up the very steep and infamous ‘cable car climb’.
We caught up with the rest of the pack at the top, where Big End spent some time admiring the VP which was a rather inviting (for him anyway) fishing lake! 
 
There wasn’t time to check for signs of carp though as the FRBs were ahead again. We followed and crossed a field where we were treated to a panoramic view of the Haldon Hill range looking spectacular in the evening light, before leaving the private property behind and joining a lane that climbed up past Christow Common.
 
We were then met with a l/s split. Both hares were present at this point and neither could agree whether this was the one and only chance to cut short. Pocket Rocket didn’t hang about to find out more, and was gone in a flash in the direction of the short. Swinger, Big End, Ernie and I deliberated for a moment over which Hare to trust, and decided in the end that Man Pig was the more reliable of the two - so we took the short while Pisswell, Starsky and Beeflicker opted for the long which was an additional 2 mile(ish) loop to Laployd Plantation and Rowdon Rock.
 
It only took us a minute to catch up with the GM who’s lighting fast movements had fizzled out pretty quickly and he was found taking photos of the evening sky. 
 
We then ran on in the direction of Bridford village, taking a left through a beautiful garden and down a bridle path back to the stream. 
 
It was then a short distance to the OH where we met Wet Fart taking his usual cold water wash in the car park. The other walkers were already inside. 
 
The OH:
The landlord of the Bridford Inn was staying up past his 8.30pm bedtime and was very hospitable, and, as it turned out, good with a mop and bucket! The sausage and chips was really good, even if the price was slightly higher than what was shared by the Hare in the circle.
As for the downs downs, what can be said other than they were Easter themed and messy! Pisswell took charge of proceedings as RA and fortunately the landlord didn’t seem to be too upset by what transpired. 
 
Downs downs awarded to:
Starsky for his “cracking” Easter joke
Pocket Rocket for almost breaking a sweat
Smellie for going to the wrong pub (it’s Bridford not Cridford)
Ernie for stealing Pisswell’s parking space
The two Hares for a very enjoyable trail - thank you
🙏
On, on to next week. Well Hopped x

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MISMANAGEMENT UPDATED AGPU 7TH APRIL 2025

Grand Master Pocket Rocket
Vice G M Forrest Stump
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
RA Pisswell
Hash Cash Threesome
Hash Tax Pisswell
Social sec. Cheerio Beerio
Trail Raiser Smellie
Haberdashery Zoot
Song Master Pork Torpedo
Web /Web Master Bluebird

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JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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REARENDER

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TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

MELONPICKER

FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

BROKEN MAN

ARCHANGEL

ARCHANGEL

ABLE SEMEN

ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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