A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behaviour. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Saturday, 7 November 2026

TVH THE WORDS Run #2153

 

2nd November – Tinkley Bottom
Deep in the heart of the Teign Valley Forrest once again kindly invited us to his abode. We duly assembled on the unusually dry grass of Forrest’s field, already floodlit and with a huge bonfire an (almost) safe distance away. Only Beefy/Piswell, and Georgy/Piltdown had remembered the full brief (for most of us it was challenging enough to remember to bring a bowl and spoon) and presented us with their guys. Although Cold Tits had also done a sterling effort of stuffing a lot of straw down her clothes. Whilst Forrest had been busing stirring his roadkill stew Man Pig had laid the trail with help from Woodlend and Tongue n Groove. “Nothing you haven’t seen before, and it’s short so you can get back for the fire and stew”. Off we set up the hill towards Trusham. Then we carried on up the hill. Then we carried on up it a bit more. Finally we crested the summit. The shorts branched off right and the longs carried on past the Cridford Inn. We got a bit stumped at the check for a while before I found the trail which double backed on itself past the church and soon enough we were back at the long/short split where Man Pig was there to make sure we didn’t just run straight back down the hill to Tinkly B. Down, down, down we went into the nature reserve at Ruggadon. This was definitely one of those trails where you’re either going up or you’re going down. Past the lime kiln and onto Farley Hill road. Surely we’d be turning right here, otherwise we’ll end up in Chudleigh! My hunch was correct and we had a glorious downhill finish back to Forrest’s. With dry feet!
The fire pit was already burning to keep the early returnees warm, and once enough people had got back the bonfire was lit with the guys on top. Forrest had laid out a veritable beer festival; there must have been at least 6 different types of beer, and a choice of roadkill or hedge clipping stew.
The down downs were awarded to; Jungle Bunny for navigational carelessness on the way to the trail, Warm Front for attempting to drop Forrest’s neighbour in it for offering to pay for the beer with a rabbit, then a double down for host Forrest and hare Man Pig.
Once these were all dispatched it was time for the fireworks, taken care of by some “responsible adults”. A very pretty display it was too, although one got a little too close for comfort; skimming the heads of the assembled audience and exploding on Beeflicker’s car bonnet. Although apparently he’d also tried to drive it into Forrest’s pond earlier in the evening so maybe they were just trying to dry it out for him.
What a fab evening, thank you so much Forrest for hosting us once again. Warmfront x
On on to next week; Beeflicker’s trail from Newton Abbot.

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