Friday 30 September 2022
BILLY TWO HATS & A SCB MEETS A JCB
TVH3 The Words for 26th September 2022
Court Farm, Abbotskerswell
Run No. 1936 Strap-On & Ernie's virgin lay
HARES: Strap-On & Ernie
Who
wuz there: Strap-On, Ernie, Shitfaced, iPoo'd, Bluebird, Man-Pig,
Arkangel, Forrest-Stump, Wet Johnny, Manopause, Andy from the Park Inn
(still to be named - not to be confused with Park 'n' Ride), Piltdown
Man, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Slip-on-Me, Coldtits, Ablesemen, Beefy,
Pisswell, Tamsin, Teapot, Wetfart, Roger the Dodger & friend, Zen
Emptiness, Mateus Rose, Rise 'n' Shine and two virgins brought along by
Andy from the Park Inn (sorry, forgot your names) and Strap-Dancer
(pub only).
The Circle
The
circle commenced with Smellie confirming that Pisswell had volunteered
to lay the trail for 3rd October. It would be in Bovey Tracey
somewhere. The On-Down had yet to be confirmed. The next date for which
a hare was required was late October and then no further requirements
till late November.
Before
handing over to the Hares Man-Pig pleaded for a volunteer to do the
Words - no takers but Bluebird allegedly put his hand up whilst
standing behind me. Well volunteered!
Then
it was over to our Hares. Well, it has to be said, for a virgin lay
our two hares looked very relaxed. Strap-On had a pint in his hand....I
doubt it was his first and he had decided that a seat at the bar was
to be his next move.
Ernie
asked hashers to guess the number of checks and advised of a
Long/Short contraflow system. Longs would be just over 7 miles....gasps
all around. There would, additionally, be Shorts' and Walkers' trails.
The Trail (Longs) by Man-Pig
The
trail took us out of the beer garden to the path that leads to the
church. Here we turned immediately right and down onto Slade Lane near
the post office.
At
the junction with Wilton Way, we came to the first check which was
also the only Long/Short split. The Longs headed up Wilton Way towards
Court Farm before turning left down a ginnel and looping around and
back onto Wilton Way.
Opposite
the entrance to Court farm, the trail took us up a steep footpath
towards the old RNIB college at Court Grange. Instead of bearing left
and along the public footpath that traverses two fields, we continued
along the entrance drive to Court Grange, eventually exiting back onto
the top of Slade Lane. An obvious place for a check but there was none.
Left along Slade Lane towards the Totnes Road - but only for a short
while. Again an obvious place for a check but nothing.
The
Pig sensed that the trail may go left and down a track that leads past
the caravan park at the back of Ruby Farm as Beefy checked ahead
towards the Totnes Road.
'On-On!'
called the Pig. It wasn't long before we hit the contra-flow system
with the Shorts coming one way and the Longs the other.
The
track ends at its junction with Whiddon Road. The Shorts' trail had
also been marked with an arrow at this junction. The conclusion had to
be that the check only applied to the Longs. A spot of checking out
towards the Totnes Road revealed a cross. Back to the check to kick it
out.
Running
against the tide of oncoming Shorts, we arrived at a second check at
Whiddon Cross. Beefy was not far behind. The Pig checked uphill along
the road that forms the southern boundary to Dainton Golf course.
Beefy, meanwhile, checked downhill towards Maddacombe Cross. The Pig
found the third mark and returned to kick out the check. This was the
last time that I'd see Beefy for the next two-and-a-half miles.
Up
near Causeway Cross, the junction invited another check. Again, there
was none. An arrow had us heading southeast in the general direction of
Hunters Brewery. But it wasn't long before the dots ran out.
Backtrack. Sure enough, a dot was spotted at the footpath that takes us
across two fields and into Dainton. A few encouraging shouts of
"On-On" but no response. Where was Beefy?
At
Dainton - no check. I had a hunch that the trail would be left and
towards the dead end that leads up to Milton Mator Common.
It
wasn't long before an arrow was spotted on the right-hand side of the
road. Where the road ends, a track-cum-footpath starts. At the first
junction along the footpath, a check. Both paths lead to the Common.
There is nowhere else to go. A check uphill ended with a cross. Back to
the check. Kick it out and onto another check after only 100 yards.
This time the trail did lead right, uphill through the woods and
exiting onto the common. Brambles were thick and the path almost
indiscernible.
Up
to this point, the marks had been excellent but none to be seen on the
common. There is only one exit off the common and that is onto the
footpath that runs along the top edge of Stoneycombe Quarry. Marks! We
were back on trail.
After
another 100 yards, a check. It proved to be straight on. 200 yards
further along yet another check. Again straight on.....errr, well
no....three dots and a cross! Back to the check and check out the
stepped path that leads down to the back of Bickleigh Mill Inn. Yes
indeed....three dots.
Back
up to the viewi
ng point that overlooks the quarry and kick out the
check.....again. A loud call of "On-On" was rewarded with a similar
response. Quite close too. But I did not recognise the voice. It was
female but not Pisswell.
I
continued the descent down to Brook Cottage and kept calling "On-On".
Again the same female response. By the time I reached the road at Brook
Cottage, I decided to stop and find out the identity of my pursuer. It
was Tamsin. She announced that Beefy and Pisswell were not far behind
and that we were the only ones on the Long.
It
was only a few seconds later that Pisswell and Beefy appeared. An
arrow had us running past Stoneycombe Quarry to a check at Maddacombe
Cross. It was then uphill to Greatoak Cross. The headlights of an
approaching car reflected off something shiny on the side of the road.
On close inspection, this turned out to be a flat-screen TV placed
nicely at the edge of the road. it looked undamaged. Bizarre.
At
the top of the hill, we arrived at Great Oak Cross where another arrow
took us left towards Gullands Cross. At the first road junction,
another arrow guided us into a field and along the footpath that
eventually drops into Abbotskerswell behind the, currently closed,
Butcher's Arms.
The
OH sign had us returning to the pub along Wilton Way. A lot of road
but a good old workout for the Longs. Good running by Tamsin and a
great first effort by our virgin hares. Well done.
The Trail (Shorts) by BB
It started badly and then got worse. A woeful evening of bad decisions, bad luck and misadventure was in the offing.
Are you sitting nice and comfy? Well, I shall elaborate, Oh Dearly Beloved and long suffering.
The
omens were not good as the rat run over Milber was apparently closed
to traffic although some were trying their luck - in the fond hope that
workmen had gone home and passage might be attainable.
Not
wishing to risk it and go as a biscuit, the frustrated Bird took the
scenic route to Newton Abbot, eventually emerging by Sainsbury's by the
Penn Inn. Whatever happened to the direct route?
Plumage
slightly ruffled, the Bird made the circle at 7:20 but just in time.
Immediately, Forrest enquired if I had a spare headlight as he had
forgotten his. The fickle finger of fate faltered and then took straight
aim at the hapless Bird.
It
so happened that I did have a spare and I returned to mine chariot to
fetch it. On returning, the circle call to arms bugle call was sounded.
The hares delivered the spiel but alarm-ed was I to hear that the long
was a murderous seven miles - Shirley A Bridge Too Far (1977) for the fragile carrier pigeon.
Just
as the pack was released, I remembered that I hadn't locked the
Chariot and back I fluttered to remedy the oversight. Then I thought up
a cunning plan, so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it
a weasel.
Driving
in, I had seen a L/S split on the corner and, being renowned as a SCB
(short cutting Bird if you please) I legged it to the dot by the
shutter-board ginnel and headed out for glory and perhaps a head start
on the FRB's! As Rise 'n' Shine would comment later: 'Being clever and
Bluebird clearly do not go together...'
A
sequestered housing estate unfolded and gleefully did the Bird prance.
Atop a short rise and the dots veered right and down the hill - back
to the entrance to the Court Farm Inn!
Whatamistakatomaka!!
The
air was befowled [sic you fools) and turned blue [on a roll sic] by
the irate Bird and his demeanour was not improved as the hares emerged
from the bar to comment: 'Hurry up BB, you won't catch them like that!'
Oh the pain, the pain, the almost unbearable pain.
The
Bird was far from finished and brought A Cunning Plan Mk 2 into play.
Leg it up the alley behind the church and head 'em off at the pass -
there were marks up by the main road after all.
Slightly disconcertingly, an OH mark appeared but then an S - HA! Back in the game but how far behind, that was the question.
A
beautifully pristine check appeared by the Abbotskerswell village
sign. Either I was somewhat perplexingly in front, or those sloppy
shorts hadn't kicked it out - hmmmm. Choosing correctly, the trail was
resumed, all on terra tarmac, which was a relief.
Now
we come to the almost unbelievable part of the sad saga. You all
recall the hairpin turn right at the bottom of a descent? Well, there
was a gate immediately on the left and you could see Newton Abbot far
below. As I passed, I saw several head torches in the distance. Gotcha!
About
a hundred yards later, I made out a JCB with flashing light and
several workers with head torches on! Relating the incident to Man-Pig
and the hares, it hardly seemed plausible but, take a look at this
link:
You
will see that there were roadworks taking place that evening this side
of Decoy Lake. A case of the SCB encountering a JCB - No? Well..
On I coursed, lonely as a cloud until, oh, oh, the OH - at 1.6 miles!
Back
the Bird spurred like a madman, shouting a curse to the sky, with the
white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
Two
head lights coming towards me, oh the shame, the shame. With head
bowed, I shuffled past, muttering: 'Oh dear, oh dear.' I think it must
have been Wet Johnny and Manopause who were the 'legal' frontrunners on
the short.
The
massed ranks of the Hallelujah chorus emerged from the gloom.
Arkangel, Forrest & Muttley, SMellie, Zen (also torchless but
relying on the throng), Rise 'n' Shine and Mateus Rose.
Back once more unto the breach, dear hashers.
Fifty seven minutes later and 4.4 miles on the clock, the Bird sang in BERKeley Square -no? Well please yourselves then.
An unprecedented 10 Pillock Points awarded.
Returning
home, I decided to punch through over Milber and ignore the road
closed signs. Shirley I could get through! Through one, two and three
signs and confidence was high. And then, just below Plant World - the
barrier of Ultimate Doom.
Just
beyond it was a pair of headlights facing me. He flashed and I flashed
back. What a pair of Wallies. Five point turn and back down to the
Centrax turn-off and the Netherton lane back home.
What a Night it was, it Shirley was, Such a Night. Sigh...
The Down-Downs
First
up was SMellie with Bluebell's Tina Turner wig! Absolutely outrageous!
Loudly was she heckled from the cheap seats but SMellie was in (a)
tent on awarding anyway. The follicly challenged were taunted - as had I
by SMellie at the bar - but a virgin was selected and the similarity
to Worzel Gummidge - with wig donned - was uncanny. 'Hold it in your
hand' was savagely spewed out by Man-Pig and the raucous Bird.
Billy Two Hats (1974)
aka Beefy with the Hashit Shirt and the Baby Bat hat was next on
parade. The Baby Bat hat went to Ernie the co-hare with the DD song a
quick burst of: 'Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the
west...'
The
Hashit Shirt returned to the Teign Valley with Forrest - he of the
missing torch. A note for the (un)enlightened one. I have no further
comment..
A final half for the other co-hare and a virgin lay at that. Well done Strap-On!
Next week
Somewhere in Bovey Tracey with hare Pisswell. See the TVH3 Facebook page (and web page) for updates.
Now it's goodbye from me and goodbye from Man-Pig.
On-On to next week!
Friday 23 September 2022
TVH3 The Words for 19th September 2022
The Rugglestone, Widecombe-in-the-Moor
Run No. 1935 Beefy's birthday hash
HARE: Beefy
Who
wuz there: Beefy, Shitfaced, Man-Pig, Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy,
Smellie, Slip-on-Me, Coldtits, Pisswell, Fukarwe, Poacher, Will
(virgin) & Duncan (virgin).
The Circle
It
was a unique day. The pageantry, discipline, and choreography of Her
Majesty's funeral were always going to make this evening's run a
difficult one to call regarding how many would turn up. As it was,
thirteen long distance hashers (including two virgins) arrived at the
Rugglestone in good time for Beefy's birthday hash.
There
was a little pre-circle discussion as to whether the down-downs would
be appropriate on such an auspicious day. Beefy had already organised
the DD's with the pub so it was agreed that the down downs would go
ahead.
As
had been agreed the previous week, the Circle commenced with a
minute's silence for Her Majesty. At the end of the silence, Smellie
politely reminded us that a Hare was required for 3rd October.
We
welcomed two virgins into the Circle, Will & Duncan. No one present
had taken ownership of them - so who had made them come?......someone
called Holly apparently, who wasn't present! A down-down for Well
Hopped next week methinks.
Shitfaced duly anointed them with flour and then it was over to the Hare.
Beefy
had been out on his bike and advised that there was a Walkers' (an out
and back to the cider stop - around two miles); a Shorts' of about
three miles and a Longs' of about five miles.
Both
the Longs' and the Shorts' would be crossing a bit of open moor but
shouldn't get lost as the dots were close at this point.....and so they
proved to be.
The Trail
A
check at the entrance to the car park had Man-Pig running to the right
and uphill; Poacher taking the level option to the left and the rest
of the pack waiting patiently in the car park for whomsoever shouted
"On-On" first. It was Man-Pig.
Back
in the car park, there was some debate as to whether Poacher should be
called back. "No. Leave him be" suggested the Hare - an instant recipe
for a down-down.
The
trail took us up through the tiny hamlet of Venton and to a check at
Chittleford. The Pig had a burning desire to run towards Pudsam Down
whilst Fukarewe correctly checked towards Lower Dunstone.
At
Lower Dunstone (very old and picturesque), an arrow had us all heading
for Beefy's at Higher Dunstone. The Walkers got an early cider and
flapjack whilst the Longs and the Shorts headed southwest.
An
obvious check at the footpath that leads to Cockingford did not have
us going to Cockingford. We continued on road until we came to the
Long/Short split that took the Shorts right and up onto the moor -
still on road at this time.
The
Longs' continued on road past Windwhistle (a single farm hamlet) and
through Bittleford where checks at two footpaths proved fruitless.
Still
on road, we headed towards a check at Lizwell. This took us right and
into Jordan. I didn't realise that this was where we came across the
beautiful Mill House on Pisswell's trail from about five or six weeks
ago. Everything looks so different in the dark!
Again
we passed another check at a stile onto a footpath. We didn't have to
check far. The cross was on the other side of the stile!
A
check in Jordan had the Pig checking uphill, eventually finding a
third dot. Back to the check to kick it out by which time Poacher and
Pisswell had caught up.
"Have you seen Fukarwe?"
"No. He wasn't too far behind me."
We concluded that he must have opted for the Short.
As
the road levelled off near Drywall, we reached a crossroads and the
inevitable check. The Pig went straight on towards Dockwell. Poacher
went left and Pisswell went right.
It
wasn't long before Poacher and the Pig were chasing Pisswell downhill
and then uphill. After maybe half a mile, an arrow directed us left,
off-road and onto the moor where we rejoined the Shorts' trail. This
skirted the dry stone wall in a north-easterly direction before falling
away down a broad track into Higher Dunstone and the cider and
flapjack stop.
Poacher
led the charge downhill but momentum got the better of him and he
missed the detour to the birthday drinks stop. Pisswell tried calling
after him but to no avail. We felt a tad guilty that he'd missed the
drinks stop so we decanted a glass into an old cider bottle and wrapped
a slice of flapjack in foil. This we gave to him in the pub. He
deserved it. He had just warranted himself a Down-Down.
The Down-Downs
The
Rugglestone is under new ownership. Shitfaced advised that the new
owners don't really like singing in the pub. It was a mild evening, so
we were happy to decamp into the beer garden for the Down-Downs.
The
first order of service was, again, to the Queen for 70 years of
unstinting loyal service. We then raised our glasses to toast the King,
"God save the King". We also thanked the pub for the beer - but as the
landlord and landlady were inside I doubt they heard us.
Given
the occasion of Her Majesty's funeral, it had been suggested that some
may wish to wear something appropriate for the evening.
Georgy
Porgy and Piltdown wore crowns; Coldtits a tiara and Pisswell ran the
entire trail with a union flag draped around her shoulders. The best
the Pig could do was to dig out an old British Lions shirt.
Virgins Will and Duncan said that they had enjoyed the run and would be back. We look forward to seeing them again.
Strangely, and despite low numbers, awards were in abundance for a change.
Poacher
was the first to offload his baby bat hat award. He complained about
an absence of marks. I guess, in a way, he was right. He had spent the
first five minutes of the run off trail and running back into
Widecombe. Everyone else found plenty of marks.....they had all gone the
other way out of the car park. Nevertheless, the baby bat hat went to
Beefy to a rendition of "Hold it in your hand Mrs. Murphy".
Next up was Coldtits. She still had lost property in the form of a Tina Turner/Rod Stewart wig. But to whom to award it?
Candidates
included Piltdown man and Shitfaced - both for being follicly
challenged. Piltdown was too tall, so it went to Shitfaced who wasn't
drinking. It then ended up with Smellie because she wasn't follicly
challenged.
More
lost property improvising as an award - this time it was Archangel's
Grizzly sweatshirt from three weeks ago. Pisswell awarded this to
Poacher for missing the drinks' stop.
One
last half pint of ale to award. Man-Pig had the Hashshit shirt from
the previous week. There was only one candidate; the Hare for his
birthday hash - all the right notes - not necessarily in the right
order.
Despite
the low turnout, a good run and a thoroughly enjoyable evening.
Perhaps the correct way to round off what will be one of the most
eventual days of our lives.
RIP your Majesty. You've deserved it!
Next week
Court Farm Inn, Abbotskerswell with Hares Ernie and Strap-On.
On-On to next week, Man-Pig.
Saturday 17 September 2022
TVH3 The Words for 12th September 2022
The Cridford Inn, Trusham
Run No. 1934 Forrest Stump's birthday hash
HARES: Forrest Stump, Wood-Lend & Mucking Fuddle
Who
wuz there: Forrest Stump, Shitfaced, iPoo'd, Man-Pig, Archangel,
Soapy, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Slip-on-Me, Coldtits, Wetfart, Teapot,
Beefy, Pisswell (did the run early), Big End, Well Hopped, Pork
Torpedo, Horny, Swinger, Piddler, Fukarewe (returnee again), Poacher,
Broadshit, Ernie, Mateus Rose, Rise 'n' Shine, Wood-Lend (pub only),
Mucking Fuddle (pub only) & Sam (pub only).
The Circle
Well.
What a difference a week makes? The Circle was, inevitably,
overshadowed by the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Shitfaced
said a few words and suggested that we hold a minute's silence at next
week's Hash on the occasion of Her Majesty's funeral. All agreed.
Smellie required hares for 3rd October and subsequent Mondays.
Over
to the Hare. Forrest-Stump was the sole Hare on the day. Most of the
trail had been laid the previous day with the assistance of Wood-Lend
and Mucking Fuddle. I think I know who was responsible for the last
Long!
Forrest
explained that the marks were a little camouflaged as they were laid
in sawdust. There were four or five Long/Short splits. Finally, a show
of hands for chili con carne at a very reasonable £5 a head. Nine
Hashers decided that they were a tad peckish. "Make that ten".
The Trail
The
trail turned right out of the car park and we came to the first
Long/Short split after only a 100 yards. Shorts and Walkers stayed on
the main road whilst the Longs bore right.
At
a check, Poacher headed along the cobbled alleyway in front of some
very picturesque cottages and climbed up the footpath to the edge of
the first field. Nothing. So he came running back downhill. He was
right. Just as he passed me we could hear, "Long/Short split" being
called. We were not on trail.
The
Longs had done a short loop and rejoined the Shorts on the long
downhill to the old Trusham railway station. This entailed passing a
field of swans/emus/ostriches (see later). The Walkers, meanwhile, had
embarked on what was to be the final Long/Short split.
Almost
back at the old railway station, a Long/Short split had the Shorts
going left and up Farley Hill whilst the Longs went over the railway
bridge to a check.
The
Long's trail took us along the banks of the River Teign before turning
away from the river and into woodland. With the tree cover, it was
decidedly dipsy and the marks were hard to see. It wasn't long before
we were back on trail.
Over
a steel gate and a white arrow, in flour, directed us up Farley Hill. A
check had been put at the junction with the small lane that leads to
the infamous 'ravine'. It had been kicked out. So the ravine it was
then!
About
200yards into the ravine, a Long/Short split offered the opportunity
to follow the official public footpath that runs parallel with the
ravine, but in a nice open field.
Piddler,
sans walking poles, sensibly elected for the field option. Backmarkers
Man-Pig, Pork Torpedo, Horny, Well Hopped, and Big End pushed on down
the ravine. At least it was dry(ish) this time. The last time we were
down here it was a torrent of raging water a foot deep.
The
ravine is dodgy underfoot at the best of times, let alone when you
can't see the unstable stream bed beneath the white water. Today,
however, it was nearly dry....but just as unstable underfoot. At the
'leap of faith', Pork Torpedo launched himself manfully across the
gaping chasm. All others wimped out and shuffled on their bottoms down
one side and up the other.
Once
out of the ravine, it was a long climb, along a lovely footpath
shrouded in tree boughs, back to the top of the village. We were nearly
home, or so we thought. One final Long/Short split past the church.
This would be a short loop for the Longs.
Sure
enough, a check at the top of the footpath that drops down just to the
north of the Cridford Inn had been kicked out in the direction of the
On-Down. Sixty seconds later, we were walking back up the same footpath
after having encountered an X.
It
eventually transpired that we were now on the Walkers' trail which
took us along a field and a long run downhill through woodland. At the
obvious point of return - another split. This time a Walkers/Long
split. The Longs entered the meadow, usually partially flooded but dry
today. Across a small wooden bridge and over a stile onto a lane. We
have been here many times before and it is almost always left and
uphill. And so it proved to be again. Up. Up. And up again. I knew
where we were and this was going to be a long Long/Short split - over 2
miles.
Despite
my best efforts to leave the pack in my wake, there was a constant
torchlight behind me. Who on earth could it be? Beefy hadn't been seen
all evening. He must have been at the front of the pack. There was no
Bluebird, Polyfella, Wood-Lend, or Wet-Johnny to kick dirt in my face.
Who was behind me? Time to cheat. I switched off my torch so that my
stalker wouldn't know how far in front I was. The downside of this was
that I couldn't see any marks. I persevered but I was still seeing the
shadows of my pursuer's torchlight.
At
the only road junction, I had to reveal my position and look for
marks. Torch back on. The "OH" appeared to the left and downhill. He
was almost upon me. Hammer down and hotfoot it to the pub. Hallelujah. I
was back.....but with Big End only a few seconds behind. Good running
Big End.
Others
who had committed to the last Long included Ernie, Broadshit, Well
Hopped, Swinger, Pork Torpedo and Horny. Well done. And well done to
our Hare. Another successful outing into the valley and good to see
Poacher and Fukarewe returning to the fold.
The Down-Downs
The
first order of service was, quite rightly, a toast to the Queen. Next
week's hash coincides with the funeral and I dare say that the Words
will reflect more on the Queen and what she meant to all of us.
We
thanked the pub for the beer. If it had been the winter timetable we
would have had to thank the pub for opening for us as well.
The
Down-Downs commenced with an impromptu auction for a bag of mushrooms;
freshly picked by Forest Stump on trail. How fresh is that! The
Landlord won the bidding war with the winning bid being donated to the
SHOUT charity for whom Soapy is collecting. No Melonpicker present as
he was recovering from a round of golf!
The
first Down-Down was Big End looking to offload the baby bat hat. Big
End recalled how we had got so close to the pub before arriving at an
X. The previous check had been kicked out in the direction of a false
trail. Who was the culprit? It was birthday boy Poacher.....a very
youthful 50! The Songmeister dispensed with the usual birthday song and
substituted "Old McDonald had Tourettes...."
Next
up should have been Soapy with the Hashshit shirt. However, as Soapy
hadn't done the trail, she had given it to Pork torpedo to award to
some unsuspecting Hasher. Apparently the recipient was going to be
someone who had an animal name in his Hash name. Despite being from the
animal kingdom, this hasher thought that the 'emus' were large swans.
Man-Pig, who really should be wearing glasses, got the Down-Down and
the shirt.
They
say that all good things come to those who wait. Well, Man-Pig had
Polyfella's horned hat from the previous week to give away. He didn't
have to wait very long to mete out his revenge. The 'emus' turned out
to be ostriches. Horned hat to Pork Torpedo to a chorus of "Hold it you
hand Mrs Murphy".
No
more awards or stories were on offer but there was a 500 runs' badge
to award. Piddler stepped forward to accept his award for interminable
moaning across 500 Mondays - can't remember the Songmeister's ditty but
it was short.
Finally
a Down-Down to the Hare on the day after his birthday. The usual
cacophony of all the right notes - not necessarily in the right order.
Next week
Rugglestone
Inn, Widecombe-in-the-Moor. Hare Beefy as it's his birthday hash. On
the occasion of Her Majesty's funeral you may wish to wear something to
celebrate her life and huge contribution to society and, indeed, the
world over for 70 years - something red, white and blue? Your choice.
DEFINITELY BRING TORCHES!
ON-ON Man-Pig
Wednesday 7 September 2022
TVH3 The Words for 5th September 2022
Station Car Park Bovey Tracy
Red Dress Run in Memory of Fallen Hashers
Run No. 1933
HARES: Soapy & Melonpicker
Who
wuz there: Soapy, Melonpicker, Palmolive, Shitfaced, Forrest Stump,
Bluebird/Bluebell, Cheerio Beerio, Man-Pig, Archangel, Hotlips, Zoot,
Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Slip-on-Me, Ablesemen, Fallen
Woman, Broken Man, Wetfart, Coldtits, Teapot, Beefy, Pisswell, Wash
'n' Go, Big End, Well Hopped, Pork Torpedo, Hornie, Strap-On, U-Bend,
Just Cumming, Swinger & friend, Pollyfella, Warmfront, Piddler,
Fukarwi(returnee), Bobbiball.
THE CIRCLE
Impromptu photo by a journalist from the Mid Devon advertiser - article to follow?
Melonpicker
asked those present to remember a few of our departed hashers and I
have added a few more, though the list is not complete.
RAMBO - the grief still fresh with us all.
NUMBER 2 - how bravely she fought and endured.
MIGMAN
- another giant of the hash. I still have fond memories of him and the
fun Wigwam, Bobby and I had when we played golf together.
WW - a tragic end of life for another great character of the hash.
BERK - a fellow multiple Pillock of the year and departed before his natural span.
ARBIE - shocking to having been taken from us so suddenly. So many trails laid by him and close friend Wetfart.
RJ (Rough Job) - few hashers will recall this great hasher, another larger than life character.
FUDGE (aka Demi-Coq) - lovely hasher, voted Best Dressed hasher a few times.
REG LANCASHIRE (unnamed) - Torbay AC runner and ex boxer who started hashing with us when he was well into his seventies.
GEORGE
(cannot remember his hash handle - please add comment if you do) -
lovely old boy and fondly dubbed a crackpot inventor with pebble
glasses who would wear a different multi-coloured shirt every Thursday
evening at the Devon Dumpling. He had over fifty which he had amassed
on numerous cruises. Died in the line of duty, laying a TVH trail on
the Sunday.
As I type their names, the memories come flooding back. We had such good times together.
THE TRAIL by Palmolive
This
hash was extra special, being a memorial hash for those hashers who
are no longer with us, and was chosen to be a red dress run with
donations going to SHOUT charity.
The
hashers congregated in their red dresses, a little tentative as they
arrive one by one but once they realise we are all dressed up, its
fine! It's great seeing what outfits people will wear, or not wear in
Bluebird's case, the latex red number makes an appearance!
Funny that Manpig and Piltdown had the same dress on, although Piltdown had customised his.
A great turnout and even a newspaper reporter popped up to take a group photo as he'd heard we were doing a charity run.
Lovely that Melon picker said a few kind words at the start to remember some of our departed hashers.
We
are told that there are lots of long short splits and a sweetie stop,
then off we went. I did the short through town and past the bakery
towards the fire station whilst the longs looped around the car park
and back down into Bovey so we all went into Parke together. Well,
almost all together, Arkangel was a little late running on his own when
a lady pulled up to him in her car and asked 'Are you OK honey!' The
red dress was clearly having an impact, not sure if it was concern or
liked the look of what she saw!
Passing
some ancient oak trees, a quick photo stop with Forrest capturing us
by a tree straight out of Harry Potter the whomping willow.
Past
some bemused cows who luckily didn't chase us all dressed in red, and
on we went... Quick bag swap as Soapy continued on the longs and I went
on the shorts up to the railway line where the bag was filled with
oodles of sweets, and yes, I did share!
The
dog walkers seemed just as confused by us all as the cows! Beefy ran
round like the paparazzi snapping away. It's great to look back on
photos of the night, also nice to see if you couldn't make it, it still
feels like you went - but without the running!!
After
scoffing lots of sweets (the sports mix was very popular, I said it
made you run faster) off we went again. Teapot and Wetfart walked off
together in red kimono and kilt, I imagine they got some funny looks.
Up
through the woodlands, good we had our torches as getting a bit dimpsy
and lots of tree roots. A few checks to keep us together which is a
sign of a good trail, well done mother!
Forrest
Stump got all shy and didn't want to run past normal people on his own
in his red dress so hurried along me and Wash 'n go to catch up so we
were then three weirdos running in the woods in red dresses! The best
bit was as we were off checking and had to back check and then had to
run past them again!!
Now
out of Parke and across the main road continuing on a lane which went
up and up, taking us to the top of Bovey by Hospital Hill. Lived in
Bovey most of my life and no clue that came out there.
Passing
along Mary Street and through the car park, think the longs had an
extra loop by the church. All eventually making our way down town to
see the OH by the bridge, and catching a glimpse of SMellie in her
superb sparkling red dress looking like a glitter ball as the light
caught it.
Made
it to the car park, now onto the pub. A great trail and we were so
lucky with the weather that it stopped raining for the run.
The Dophin had an area reserved for us.
Last time I was here was Burns night I think with the hash when the awards were given out...
Slip
on me gave the bat hat to Big End for not wearing a red dress - or red
anything baaaahumbug, to which the song master started up the 20 toes
song.
Horny
had the hashit shirt, when she disrobed revealing a very glamorous red
dress underneath. Had a few options of who to award to, possibly for
man love, between Piddler, Bluebird and Pork Torpedo talking about
lovely legs.
Could
have gone to Well Hopped, who got confused and went round and round on
trail. But it was given to Soapy as she was looking for her child and
grandchild in the pub when they were right in front of her - should
have gone to specsavers but also reiterated what some hashers said
about Shitfaced being pregnant, you're supposed to say you look
glowing!
Hashit shirt awarded and the 'She's All Right' song was sung.
Hotlips
awarded the viking hat to Pollyfella whose lovely Peter Pan style
collar dress made him look like a quaker. My favourite hash song was
sung... Whoops he's a fairy!
A badge was awarded.... 800 runs for Fallen Women, sporting her new hair cut. And the song 'Get a life' was sung.
Over £180 raised for SHOUT and Soapy will bring the collection pot along next week for anyone who missed contributing.
A great evening was had by all. OnOn to next week, Palmolive
Next week
Cridford Inn, Trusham with hares Forrest Stump and assistant. BRING TORCHES!
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