A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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A RUN for KIM...

Mon.14th Nov #1665 Circle 7:15pm at The Artichoke, Christow joint trail with HaldonH3 for a fund raising evening to support Kim's urgent treatment of her triple negative Breast Cancer.
A great gathering outside the pub on a very mild evening, with the Super Moon up there somewhere above the cloud cover. GM PILTDOWN MAN welcomed the large Haldon pack, plus ex Hasher TRUCKER and visitor MUM mother of SLIP-on-ME who on her birthday was determined to do some of the trail along with the walking group. Our long lost pair! Hare's FORREST STUMP & FORREST Humps trail of only a 4 miles and marked in powdered clay! was shorter than their usual marathon distance as we had much to do later. Firstly leading us down the village, through the churchyard up a stoney track the first of many hills! onto road before it was soon up an even steeper footpath into fields then more steep lanes our quad muscles were certainly getting a good workout on this warm night. The eventual fruit stop at Bowden Farm was most welcome before we headed at last downhill through the many leaves to the Brennah hamlet with a chance at last to pick-up the pace for the run into Christow.
The Artichoke was very busy with the landlord Sam assisted by ex Hasher GOLDEN VIRGINIA serving the much needed beers as fast as possible, while our donations for KIM were being gratefully gathered by a very persuasive SLACKER, before were able to enjoyed the excellent food laid on by the pub.
Outside now for the Down Down's, but before this a few words from WIDE RECEIVER for KIM followed by her husband TOM who expressed his heartfelt thanks to us and the whole Teign Valley for their support in raising funds for KIM'S treatment
Thanks to RAMBO and SLACKER'S efforts in organising this evenings event £65 has been raised on alternate Haldon hash which will be paid into Kim's just giving page making a total now of £337 raised by Hashers so far. Some others who couldn't attend will also be making donations. If you are happy to message RAMBO he will add up all the donations and see what our grand total will be.
Our DD awards were given to FORREST STUMP and FORREST HUMP for only doing it (Hashing) in the Valley: ARCHANGEL for checking for the awful smell on the “Pillock” shirt MUM of SLIP on ME received her Birthday DD in the usual way, but SLIP-on-Me had to do the drinking. DAMP PATCH produced a new Award hat from RASPBERRY NIPPLE (now somewhere in Iraq) which was immediately awarded to him ready for next week.
Well done the Hares for laying that testing trail.
On to next week Circle up in Chudleigh main car park, OD Bishop Lacy, Hare: Damp Patch
On On
WINFIELD
Here KIM'S husband thanks the Hash for their support latest total now £ 650 from TVH3, HH3, and AH3

 

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NEW MISMANAGEMENT & CONTACT TELS.

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M Winfield mobile 07855355338
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
R A Organiser Teapot
R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
R A Fallen Woman
Hash Cash Threesome
Hash Tax Satnav
Trail Raiser Doris
Haberdashery Zoot
Song Master Pork Torpedo
Social Sec T. Humper
Spider /Web Bluebird
Life President Pottsie
Vice President K C

HASH SUBS

HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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FALLEN WOMAN

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ARCHANGEL

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Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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