A goodly squad of eager hashers swelled the Kers in the Park,
Trail was dots and arrows courtesy of Shit Faced and Ark.
Our GM lost his bearings; his research came undone,
"What was the population of here in Kingsteignton?"
.....A promise of a long old long or a short quite short was followed
by the exit left turn and into the dark night we were swallowed.
.....In search of cards for prizes, some question marks were clues
but which part of 5 square metres did the secreters choose.
......Sometimes the early bird just doesn't get the worm,
as minutes later Mavis comes along and finds it in quick turn.
.....The long indeed did many miles of hunting for bridge trolls,
whilst SCB's picked cards up from the hedges on their stroll.
.......On Inn the darts team attendance was full bursting
No problem though as beer was quick, there was no need for cursing.
......A sausage and potato meal was hot and served with bread
If you didn't fancy that you got the fireworks instead.
The down-downs drunk with songs well sung by Wide they were awarded
I don't know who got them though cos nothing got recorded.
On On
George Dent
