A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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THE CHOCOLATE BOX HASH

#1743 Lustleigh Monday 21st May 2018  Scribe SMEllie 
On the way to the hash I had a feeling it was going to be something pretty special and I wasn’t disappointed. OMG Lustleigh is so chocolate box it would put the milk tray man out of business!
We circled up outside the Cleave – a beautiful old pub with lovely verdant gardens. Apparently the more unruly elements of the hash had got us banned on our last visit. A name was mentioned (squealers) – Mavis -Though I am sure he had accomplices. Anyhow what a venue!
There was a good turnout – 40 hashers and a fair variety of hounds. Teapot was disappointed to find his horn not working. I noticed the men of the hash weren’t coming to his aid with offers of Viagra. Maybe they were saving them for the sweetie stop? Piltdown warned us to be on our ‘bestest’ behavior and over to the hares Soapy and Melon Picker who sent us off on our way. Wait! What’s that coming over the hill? It’s Coldtits. Just in time and sporting a Pillock Tshirt, she’s a brave lady.
On trail I caught up with Soapy who was telling me about her sweetie stop cyclist stalker earlier that day. She had a dilemma about whether A) he thought she was littering when she went to hide the sweets or B) he’d eaten them all and there wouldn’t be any left! Mmm… Never trust a Basher!
 At the sweetie stop our fears were allayed. In fact – bonus! The FRB’s had got in a muddle and ended up on the short. Oh dear! More sweets for me then and a chance for us slower longs to bask in the glory of FRBness for a while.
 Meanwhile on the short (not the one the true FRB’s gate-crashed) Piltdown I hear, led everyone astray by ignoring the arrows on purpose. There really is no hope then! Forrest also took tumble, but as always appeared unscathed and led the way. 
The rest of the trail I spent saying wow at all the beautiful scenery and houses and wondering if there were any eligible bachelors in the village. Or that maybe some kind benefactor would buy me a cottage here. Hey Ho! Back to reality and the pub.
Oh dear Teapot is still having trouble with his horn. The wine gums clearly didn’t hit the spot! Wide Receiver thanked the pub for taking a risk and debarring us. 
Down Downs went to Manpig eventually, after a squabble about who led who astray at the front of the trail. Personally I don’t think any of them need much encouragement but it all ended in a deer stalker and a song about fairies? Cold Tits awarded Hot Lips the Pillock t-shirt as he was found loitering in the ladies loo at the beginning of the trail. He didn’t protest much! Hares Soapy and Melon Picker between them scored a hat trick being awarded DD’s for a birthday, 600 runs and a 3rd Wedding Anniversary, Surely no one can top that? 
The final DD’s went to the Wet brothers for unrelated misdemeanors. The Wet ‘Johnny’ was heard propositioning the barman for a ‘couple of inches’! I thought the idea was we were supposed to be on our best behaviour? The other ‘Wet’ Fart came up trumps so to speak and shamelessly retorted he wasn’t bothered. He was then very kindly given a hat by Forrest as his previous head apparel had done 6 years’ service. Me thinks new pants may also be in order.
All in all a beautiful trail and fun night. I’m looking forward to running here again.
 ON ON to Mon 28th May at The Manor Inn Galmpton TQ5 0NL Hare: Mouldy Dick
At the Sweet STOP! ...where very few stopped!

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HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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