A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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BEEFY CALLING ?

Trail 1769 at The Kings Arms Kingsteignton
A very cold night for a trail laid by Pork Torpedo and Hornie( long overdue) Numbers were good nearly 40. Lovely to see Jail Bait and Up Periscope to support their parents. I digress.......
Parking quite limited at the pub - Sorry!
But good to see maneuvering up to strictly come dancing standard. loads of space at Lidls......
Piltdown man was in good voice with his usual weekly question. This week......
As "I'm a celebrity is now back on, who won last years show?
Answer by Pork Torpedo.... Georgia Toffolo.
Trail got off to a slightly confused start out of the pub... left or right or straight or ......... Into Oakford lawn playing fields. We lived here 10 years before we even knew it existed.!!! through a little cul-de-sac (why do the French keep stealing our words We'll have those back after BREXIT) and out onto broadway road towards Teigngrace. Hornie escorting Doris for part of the trail. Long short split at the end with the longs going up the dirty side of the river to the bridge at Sampsons Farm Restaurant and back down again to meet with the shorts to go back down the Templar way towards B & Q. At the end of the nature reserve was another long short split with the shorts turning left past tesco and ON Home. Longs chicane down to the riverbank and followed it to the footbridge over the river Lemon and hairpin back across the large iconic footbridge at the back of the race course. At this point the check had been kicked out in all directions except the correct one and S.M. Ellie got confused and disoriented. Once into hackney marshes it was supposed to be easy for Pork Torpedo to sweep the longs back home through Kingsteignton village and back to the pub but along with Woof Woof met face to face with a man with a head torch on. "Is that a hasher?" No, couldnt be , not coming this way" (cue Pantomimie audience OH YES IT IS!! Beefy looking for his phone. So....... 20 minutes and 35 phone calls later retracing our steps back along the race course trying to listen for his phone ringing with no luck unfortunately. They turned for home and made it back to the pub Pork Torpedo looking as though he was having a coronary. Poor Lamb, (Sorry, Pork)
As always the pub laid on a fantastic buffet of sandwiches, chips, onion rings and sausages and the down down commenced
going to the following offenders :-
PORK TORPEDO and HORNIE in full Hare's costumes laid a great trail, but with no Strava record as Beefy lost his phone en route.
PILTDOWN MAN- (who one always has to look up to!) Left the Run record sheet behind at Tinkley!
WIGWAM- A birthday drink on his 1200th Runs anniversary. (holding that precious Badge and another pint to follow)
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TVH3 HABERDASHERY LINK

NEW MISMANAGEMENT & CONTACT TELS.

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M Winfield mobile 07855355338
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
R A Organiser Teapot
R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
R A Fallen Woman
Hash Cash Threesome
Hash Tax Satnav
Trail Raiser Doris
Haberdashery Zoot
Song Master Pork Torpedo
Social Sec T. Humper
Spider /Web Bluebird
Life President Pottsie
Vice President K C

HASH SUBS

HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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REARENDER

REARENDER

TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

MELONPICKER

FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

BROKEN MAN

ARCHANGEL

ARCHANGEL

ABLE SEMEN

ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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