A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

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NO ONE EXPECTS THE BRUNEL IMPOSITION!

Monday 12th November 2018
OD :- Orestone Manor, Maidencombe, Torquay
Hares :- Bobbiball & Wigwam
Bobbiball and Wigwam recounted a simple tail of 3 L/S splits, and made excuses for any t rail which might have been washed out by the rain. A guided walkers route (by Bobbiball) and guesstimated routes of 3 or 5 miles dependant on each hashers choices were announced.der whatever protective overhang they could find. They didn't expect that.
Miraculously the shower quickly passed in time for the circle-up. Satnav responded quickest with her knowledge of the Johnson family at question time and won herself a pint.
Unexpectedly our advertised hare Bluebird was unfortunately unable to lay due to his filial responsibilities and the Torbay version of Batman and Robin stepped in to save the day. There was a mixed reaction to there being no fire hash this year.
A virgin hasher by the name of Will introduced by Smellie was welcomed.
Bobbiball and Wigwam recounted a simple tail of 3 L/S splits, and made excuses for any tail which might have been washed out by the rain. A guided walkers route (by Bobbiball) and guesstimated routes of 3 or 5 miles dependant on each hashers choices were announced.
Into the now drying and starlit night they ambled. First downhill to the Sladnor Park fields where it was impossible to avoid damp feet in the freshly drenched grass. Many missed the arrow directing them through the hedge, and continued on down the field. Those that discovered it found a more typical Bluebird style obstacle. Through a hole in a fence and scratched by brambles and barbed wire they then struggled up a very slippery slope assisted by Piltdown and Wigwam, emerging back on the Teignmouth Road. They probably expected something like that.
We headed past Brunel Lodge to the first L/S. The shorts and walkers sought out the rain depleted trail down past the Brunel Totem carvings whilst the longs took a more circular route via Seymour Drive and into Brunel Woods from the west.
At Moor Lane some of the shorts mutinied, led by Teapot and Wetfart, and chose the dangerously narrow Teignmouth Road over the Watcombe Beach Road and the sweetie stop in the Valley of Rocks.
Wide Receiver led an errant group including the Ipplepen massif, SMEllie and GD with Piddler in pursuit across Steps Cross Field and on down the road toward St Marychurch. They were called back and rerouted up the King George V playing fields and past the Scout Campsite onto the Coastal Path. Most found there way easily to join the shorts at the sweetie stop.
The last L/S was above the Valley of Rocks and led the adventurous down and around the coastal path to come out below the Thatched Tavern and eventually back up the tortuous Rock House Hill.
Down-Downs preceded the service of delicious Lasagna, garlic bread and salad. So good they ate it twice.
FALLEN WOMAN after a bed incident?? discovered Broken Man on floor with a cracked rib!!
ERECTION only just recovered after " The Brewery Tour," but can he face another beer ??
SLASHER not sure why she was named that!but she did disappear into the bushes!
Virgin Hasher Will is welcomed to the Hash with the first of possibly many DD's!
Another great hash evening.
Don't forget to buy your Christmas Party tickets for 8th December, Fish and Chip tickets for 10th December and draw tickets for 17th December.
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NEW MISMANAGEMENT & CONTACT TELS.

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M Winfield mobile 07855355338
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
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HASH SUBS

HASH SUBS £25 and for your assistance you can now use the BACS payment system to pay please.
Details as follows.... Hash Account number 69068186 Sort code 55-70-01 NOTE you must use your HASH NAME as a reference. Many thanks Three-Some & Satnav

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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REARENDER

REARENDER

TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

MELONPICKER

FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

BROKEN MAN

ARCHANGEL

ARCHANGEL

ABLE SEMEN

ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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