A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

 Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

 Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Friday 14 December 2018

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM BRIXHAM.

Monday 10th Dec Hash No: 1772 ......Scribe SMEllie
Hare's Fallen Woman and Brokenman
30+ Hashers and Harriets met at Oxen Cove CP Brixham to continue Christmas Shenanigans. There was much talk of the fun had in Teignmouth on Saturday night and we were all up for more festive cheer! Many donned Christmas hats, outfits, tinsel and even fairy lights on a bare chest! Beefy’s method of electrolysis? (Good job it didn’t rain.)
With no beer question from Piltdown, as we couldn’t be arsed to think of one in the car, a few notices about future festivities the Hares and our hosts for the evening set us off on what was promised to be a short trail.
I understand this wasn’t the case for some on the longs who were awarded a down down for leading others astray. (Hey I thought that was my job!) I caught up with Piddler at some point, Going Down leaving him well behind. Wise woman! Then on to a festive beer (mulled cider yum) stop where a few locals asked me if we were carol singers?!
Well… Soapy handed out the song sheets and we burst into alternative song. With two renditions of each carol the locals soon disappeared and the Park Inn crew joined us from their adventures elsewhere. No Hash fag Lil this week though? Oh I feel a naming coming on ; ) maybe along with local lad Will from Teignmouth?
Anyways… After a short trot along the harbour, it was onto Chez Fallen Woman & Broken Man and weren’t we in for a treat. OMG what a view! With booze a plenty, fab fish and chips and even Christmas outfits on offer - we all had a great time.
Down Downs ensued, along with antics with a yard ale. Shitfaced’s attempt was particularly impressive, perhaps he’s practiced before? It all goes a little hazy after that, partly as I was enjoying the buck fizz and wine cocktails a bit too much for a school night and then Winfield asked me to do the words. I hadn’t really being paying much attention. Opps!
Thanks to Broken Man and Fallen Woman for their wonderful hospitality. We always know Christmas is on the way when we visit you and leave full of Christmas spirit and cheer.
More Christmas festivities next week! - Monday 17th December 7:15 @ Kings Arms Kingsteignton (TQ12 3EG) for the Christmas Raffle and Zoot & Hotlips trail. Bring your Christmas Outfits!
On On!
S.M.Ellie x
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Posted by winfield at 12:40

WEEKLY SUBS PAYERS

It would be appreciated if those hashers that pay £1 a week when they attend rather than the £30 a year subscription could bring their one pound to the circle and pay Pisswell before the run. It is not much fun for her to chase hashers in the pub for payment. Many thanks for your cooperation. 🙂

MISMANAGEMENT UPDATED AGPU APRIL 4 2022

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M U Bend
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
R A Organiser Teapot
R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
R A Fallen Woman
Hash Cash Threesome
Hash Tax Pisswell
Trail Raiser Smellie
Haberdashery Zoot
Song Master Pork Torpedo
Social Sec Wet Johnny
Web /Web Master Bluebird

HASH SUBS 2023

This years membership, which is due now is £30 Alternatively, you can pay £1 per week when attending. Samantha Zimbler Hash cash Threesum. On line payments Account name: TEIGN VALLEY HASH House Harriers Sort Code: 55-70-01 Account number: 69068186 Reference: your hash name

TVH3 HABERDASHERY LINK

TVH3 HABERDASHERY

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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Fukarwi

REARENDER

REARENDER

TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

MELONPICKER

FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

BROKEN MAN

ARCHANGEL

ARCHANGEL

ABLE SEMEN

ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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