Forest Inn, Hexworthy - Run No. 1931
by Man-Pig and Pisswell
HARE: Pisswell
Who
wuz there: Pisswell, Shitfaced, Man-Pig, Arkangel, Forrest Stump,
Cheerio Beerio, Piltdown Man, Georgy Porgy, Smellie, Slip-on-Me,
Wetfart, Melon-Picker, Soapy, Aloe Vera, Wash 'n' Go, Soapy's son, Big
End, Well Hopped, Ned, Simba, Howzat!, Roger the Dodger, Beefy, Ernie,
Strap-On, Pork Torpedo, Horny, Threesum, Ollie (pub only).
The Circle
A minute's silence for Rambo.
The Trail by Pisswell
Music to Rod Stewart’s “ We are sailing”. Thank you, Rod.
We are swimming, we are swimming,
Swimming Stops from the Forrest Inn
We are swimming in our cossies
With inflatables, we’ll jump in!
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Last year Rambo got a croc bite
We’re so sad he has passed on
And we miss him, what a great man
But his spirit still lives on, on.
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So we’re going on a croc hunt
Some of them are hard to see
Tasty sweeties laid for bait now In the rivers for you and me
They are circling, they are circling,
Longs the steep way up the hill
Last laugh on me, as they don’t see
My ha ha there, ( I need to chill)
Did you hear me, did you hear me?
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Poor instructions so I took the van,
To guide you to the Swimming pools there
Catch the crocs there if you can
Choice of two paths, all go onwards
Past the bridge at Huccaby
Bit fat adult, we’ll save to last now
As we’ve plenty more to see
Some of Walkers down to Week ford
Crocodiles were hard to see
Hiding in the vegetation
Cut a path back to Huccaby.
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Shorts went onwards, to a fork now
Choice of two swims near Dartmeet
Over bridge now and onto Woodpool
Just below where the rivers meet
Wrestling croc now, stealing sweets now
Having fun on inflatables In the murky stormy waters
Penis Soapys? Or Archangel?
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I was chasing, couldn’t find them
Where’s the croc at the second Pool?
In the dark now, but someone beat me In mankini, Pork Torpedo
On the way back, there was Manpig.
Along with Beefy, they’d run the walk
They had got the missing croc now
That had hidden at Week ford.
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Lots of people in the river
Hash disaster, day from hell
But surprising all seemed happy
All got wet or did Pisswell.
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On to down down, on to down downs
Load of old crocs good to see
Happy faces, beers and chips now
Last of Pisswells trilogy
Last word to Rambo…..We got the crocs now!
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I
hope my crocodile trail would have been worthy of your approval. Thank
you for your wonderful inspiration. My best-laid plans went astray but
it’s all about the journey and the people. You were one of the best. On
on Rambo xx
The Down-Downs
The
first order of service was to raise a glass to Rambo's memory.
Shitfaced had used the word "legend" to describe Rambo, his
achievements and his commitment to the hash. Never has such a word
seemed so appropriate.
Forrest Stump gave the Hash shit shirt to Smellie for "gate crashing".
No
more physical awards present to dish out so Pork Torpedo came up with a
story about inflatable buoyancy (sex) aid abuse. The perpetrator was
Arkangel.
Another
story. this time man-Pig was alleged to have forged his own trail
having seen no marks. Pork Torpedo employed the gravity trick to
elucidate if this was true. Inevitably, a down-down for Man-Pig.
The last half had to go to the Hare, Pisswell, for another lovely run and swim - plus the chance to bag your own croc!
Next week
The Lord Nelson, Kingskerswell hared by Shitfaced and Cheerio Beerio.
On-On to next week.
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