A WARM WELCOME FROM TVH3

Welcome to the Teign Valley Hash House Harriers of glorious South Devon. You are guaranteed a warm welcome and a great hash experience. We are the 'Party Hash' and we run from pubs all over Torbay, Dartmoor and the Teign Valley every Monday evening at 7.15pm. Our trails are marked with flour, chalk or sawdust and take in woodland, streams, byways, bridle paths and rolling countryside. We cater for all abilities, you needn't worry about keeping up, a leisurely walk with others or a good paced run if you're fit - you choose. The run duration is anything from 30 minutes to an hour and the distance is normally between 3-6 miles depending on whether you decide to take a short or long trail. Your first run is free, so come along and give it a go! After the run hashers enjoy a drink and food in the pub. On many occasions, the pub will lay on a 'Hash Menu', food specially for hashers.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT YOUR FIRST HASH

Starts soon after 7:15 pm each Monday.
The Grandmaster will gather the hash together in a circle and welcome Virgins & Visitors to TVH3 and inform the group of pertinent news or upcoming events.
Hares will announce details or the trail, number of long and short splits and regroups.

Down-Downs - sometimes at the circle but usually in the pub after the run. Hashers and harriets (lady hashers) have a half pint and under age hashers have a soft drink or water. If you are driving, just ask the RA for water.

A Down-Down is a means of punishing, rewarding, or merely recognizing an individual for any action or behavior. Once awarded, the downdown must be drunk without pause, otherwise the RA may take action!

Individuals may be recognized for outstanding service, or for their status as a visitor or newcomer.

Down-Downs also serve as punishment for misdemeanours real, imagined, or blatantly made up.

Such transgressions may include: wearing new shoes, pointing with a finger, or the use of real names rather than hash names.

Hash Names

The use of real names (nerd name) during an event is discouraged, and members are typically given a new "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance.

Members are named after attending the hash on several occasions or if something noteworthy occurs to prompt a naming.

Other hashers may share stories or observations about the individual, with the final name being chosen by general consensus from all suggestions put forward by the hash.

NEWCOMERS TO THE HASH
Completely new to hashing? Don't know what to expect? Worried, shy or nervous? You needn't be as all newcomers or virgins as they are known, will receive a warm welcome. When the hashers are called to make a circle - about 7:15 pm each Monday, the Grand Master will welcome all hashers and after various notices about forthcoming events etc are dealt with, he will ask if there are any visitors from other hashes or virgins present. You will be asked to come forward and be introduced to the hash. A tip to remember, don't wear new trainers as these are frowned upon by the RA (Religious Advisor) and will incur a sprinkling of flour over them. That's all there is to it and you can then step back and enjoy the run and the social get together after in the On Down (the pub). Whatever your pace, there are certain to be others who will keep you company along the trail. Walk, jog or run - it's up to you.
Hashing is all about making friends and having fun, so just turn up any Monday and have a go.

Saturday 29 July 2017

"JUST DRINK IT !"

#1701 on Mon 24th June at Hunters Brewery, Bulleigh Barton Farm with Hares ARCHANGEL & ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER, the word Brewery had 40+ Hashers somehow finding their way down the winding lanes to this hidden farm, on another great summer evening, soon what seemed like a huge parking area was full of vehicles even KERMITS camper was in there.
At our Circle PILTDOWN welcomed a group from Haldon H3 before posing his latest Quiz question “When was Hunters Brewery first established? ”Once again dates were thrown at him! but it was PRICKLEE BUSH who correctly said 2008.
The Hares very brief Trail instructions were given much to PIDDLERS annoyance as he likes detail! The farmer on his Quad was ready to deal with the sheep as we headed into the first field and around the first steep hill, soon up it, but there were great views over the rolling green hills of Devon, before circling back down to where we started! next there was another hill on a great green track around a the field of the brewery barley.
Out into a lane following the sawdust on Long, then a narrow almost overgrown footpath with WET JOHNNY leading us through the nettles (which were still stinging this morning!) Confusion at the next circle but eventually finding marks it was On-On through the water and shiggy back to the lane.
Going down next with GOING DOWN on a steep stoney track where BOBBIBALL had no trouble dealing as he was on his bike! But I did not see him come back up when MOULDY DICK said it was a HA-HA not funny! Especially when PIDDLER stumbled over on the roots going back up.
We were soon back in that Barley field with no marks, as someone had mown the edge space removing all the marks or so ARCHANGEL said? deciding to go on round clockwise this time we were soon back to the On Home.Too short a trail for some? including me so there was plenty of time for another circuit of this great green space around the huge hilly field barley field.
The Pack were now gathered inside the Brewery where we were given a choice of casks of real ales to drink from and told “Just drink it” and so we did! While the owner Gave us a very informative talk through his successful brewing business, before we were able to enjoy some excellent food which Sue from Bulleigh Elms Catering laid along the bottling conveyor!
The DD's were awarded to the following offenders :-
ADAM- virgin from last week, who lost? the Chicken Hat so drink up again!
U-BEND for taking a “dive” in the field.
WIGWAM for somehow going the wrong way on trail??
SLIP on ME congratulations on her 100Runs badge.
TEAPOT for trying to give a badge twice to Plitdown!
WET JOHNNY congratulations on his 100Runs badge at last!
Well done the Hares for a great evening with a big difference hic!
On to next week at Shipley Bridge CP, OD South Brent OD: Oak (was Royal Oak) in South Brent

 Hares: Tiny Tanks & Woof Woof 
On On
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WEEKLY SUBS PAYERS

It would be appreciated if those hashers that pay £1 a week when they attend rather than the £30 a year subscription could bring their one pound to the circle and pay Pisswell before the run. It is not much fun for her to chase hashers in the pub for payment. Many thanks for your cooperation. 🙂

MISMANAGEMENT UPDATED AGPU APRIL 4 2022

Grand Master Shitfaced mobile 07973 682201
Vice G M U Bend
On Sec Piltdown Man mobile 07773038756
R A Organiser Teapot
R A Manpig
R A Forrest Stump
R A Fallen Woman
Hash Cash Threesome
Hash Tax Pisswell
Trail Raiser Smellie
Haberdashery Zoot
Song Master Pork Torpedo
Social Sec Wet Johnny
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HASH SUBS 2023

This years membership, which is due now is £30 Alternatively, you can pay £1 per week when attending. Samantha Zimbler Hash cash Threesum. On line payments Account name: TEIGN VALLEY HASH House Harriers Sort Code: 55-70-01 Account number: 69068186 Reference: your hash name

TVH3 HABERDASHERY LINK

JESSE'S DD FROM THE TALLY HO!

EXPLANATION OF ARCHIVE TVH3 SITES

GREATHASHGOD: A dedicated site (presently mothballed and serves as archive content only) with all TVH3 content. Mostly photos from each Monday's hash but also some video clips. Named after our Life President Pottsie.

PRECONDEROTOUS: Containing the entire archive of TVH3 of some 1000 vid clips and over 5000 posts and photos. Started on November 11th 2007, the site is active with Bluebird's personal content but the archive content is fascinating and preserved, well worth a look.

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REARENDER

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TEAPOT

TEAPOT

SOAPY

SOAPY

MOULDY DICK

MOULDY DICK

MELONPICKER

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FALLEN WOMAN

FALLEN WOMAN

DORIS

DORIS

BROKEN MAN

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ARCHANGEL

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ABLE SEMEN

Previously unreleased clip - Vicky's naming from the Sea Trout

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