Hare: Shit-Faced Scribe SMEllie
Thirty five hashers true gathered for a ‘Wild Goose’ chase in the hills of Combeinteignhead.
Though the weather was mizzling, spirits were high in the circle. Winfields attempts to lure the Luddites of the hash to visit Facebook resulted in his (not new) shoes being christened in flour.
Poor Sat Navs request for hash cash resulted in threats of a pounding in the pub!
The hare Shitfaced informed us that he had lost his beer mats …again?! And there was a prize in the pub for the return of a special one.
To the sound of the horn off we set, the hill in the first instance not so welcome.
We left the village and headed into the countryside with the sun setting, it was a beautiful sight. Bluebirds shouts of ‘you don’t need a head torch you fools’ were a tad premature. I fully intend to don my beer light until at least mid May!
At the beer stop there was a feast of scrumpy and fizzy bears- what not to like?
On the approach to Coombe Cellars I was genuinely so blown away by how stunning it looked I thought I was lost and actually didn’t care. Thankfully as I drifted through the car park having really lost the plot Manopause had a deja-vu and waited for me. What a gent! and on a hash.
Back in the pub… I sat with Able Seman by the fire and dreamed of rocking chairs. Oh heck!
Little Toryn informed me he only has a ‘normal’ name and spelt it for me. Bless!
RA – Teapot thanked the pub for the beer.. Yay!
Down Downs....
Shitfaced was Pillock for the trail markings and Wigwam to shouts of Moose awarded Tom (a virgin) a down down for knowing the way when he didn’t. This was followed by a quick turn of Mrs Murphy much to Manpig's delight.
Ony Here for Beer received his 50 "runs?" badge
SMEllie had a down down for her half century. Question… Is it just me who is now totally incapable of singing all the right notes in the right places at birthday parties?
Now what happened to Shitfaced beermats you may ask? Are these metaphoric marbles that barstewards lose as they age? I’m genuinely worried now. Mmm fear not , who found them and won a Down Down beer?… Shitfaced sister Laura. Is this nepotism we ask?
Thanks to the hash for a memorable significant birthday.
Well done Shit-Faced for a great evening!
On On to next week at the TallyHo in Littlehempston Hare: Only Here for the Beer
